Dad's on antibiotics now for his knee. Great. List time distraction fun.
1. I like purposeful over-complication of simple sentences.
2. I haven't had a soda since January 27th.
3. I was obsessed with the Dark Horse Aliens series around the 7th grade.
4. Feta cheese in salads is win.
5. I got knocked out once. I was a little kid and wiped out in a gravel alley. I came to and wandered around soaked in blood.
6. Brutal.
7. I liked Jim Varney. He seemed like a nice guy.
8. Empanadas!
9. Bluegrass.
10. The coldest weather I've ever been in was -60 wind chill.
11. I used to hide in the closet and read comics with a flashlight as a kid.
12. I still just may.
13. I want to build a smoker that looks like a Dalek.
14. I'd like a panini with caramelized onions, dijon, and dill havarti please.
15. I've never had gelato.
16. I really like that area on women where the neck meets the shoulders.
17. I once punched a raccoon in a scuffle over potato chips.
18. He had it coming.
19. The peanut butter in reese pieces tastes weird.
20. I have a shitload of moles. I kind of hate it.
21. They do make me interesting to blind people.
22. I passed an accident where they were removing someone with jaws of life today. Sucky.
23. My back is healthy again. I can pick up a five gallon jug with one arm easily now.
24. Before I could barely get it off the ground.
25. Still fat.
26. Still sassy.
27. Star Trek porn exists. This pleases me.
28. S'mores.
29. I'm too wide for a lot of areas in the factory. I have to turn my shoulders to get between rows of machines. It sucks.
30. esta correa es sucio.
31. I say that a lot at work and point.
32. Shampoo is better!
33. Farts jokes are still funny at 31. I love that.
34. I've been stuck at -80 pounds now for awhile. Belt size keeps dropping though.
35. Beard is back. Almost full.
36. I'm have really fine, really soft arm and leg hair. It's like I'm fuzzy.
37. I love Oregon.
38. Sometimes I feel like life is coming together, other times drifting apart. And I bet so does everyone else.
39. Raised metabolism = raised grocery bills.
40. Patience, Daniel-san.
1. I like purposeful over-complication of simple sentences.
2. I haven't had a soda since January 27th.
3. I was obsessed with the Dark Horse Aliens series around the 7th grade.
4. Feta cheese in salads is win.
5. I got knocked out once. I was a little kid and wiped out in a gravel alley. I came to and wandered around soaked in blood.
6. Brutal.
7. I liked Jim Varney. He seemed like a nice guy.
8. Empanadas!
9. Bluegrass.
10. The coldest weather I've ever been in was -60 wind chill.
11. I used to hide in the closet and read comics with a flashlight as a kid.
12. I still just may.
13. I want to build a smoker that looks like a Dalek.
14. I'd like a panini with caramelized onions, dijon, and dill havarti please.
15. I've never had gelato.
16. I really like that area on women where the neck meets the shoulders.
17. I once punched a raccoon in a scuffle over potato chips.
18. He had it coming.
19. The peanut butter in reese pieces tastes weird.
20. I have a shitload of moles. I kind of hate it.
21. They do make me interesting to blind people.
22. I passed an accident where they were removing someone with jaws of life today. Sucky.
23. My back is healthy again. I can pick up a five gallon jug with one arm easily now.
24. Before I could barely get it off the ground.
25. Still fat.
26. Still sassy.
27. Star Trek porn exists. This pleases me.
28. S'mores.
29. I'm too wide for a lot of areas in the factory. I have to turn my shoulders to get between rows of machines. It sucks.
30. esta correa es sucio.
31. I say that a lot at work and point.
32. Shampoo is better!
33. Farts jokes are still funny at 31. I love that.
34. I've been stuck at -80 pounds now for awhile. Belt size keeps dropping though.
35. Beard is back. Almost full.
36. I'm have really fine, really soft arm and leg hair. It's like I'm fuzzy.
37. I love Oregon.
38. Sometimes I feel like life is coming together, other times drifting apart. And I bet so does everyone else.
39. Raised metabolism = raised grocery bills.
40. Patience, Daniel-san.
meatpieboy:
I love your lists. Hope your dad beats the bug. Make him take the full regimen.