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Saturday Jun 19, 2010

Jun 19, 2010
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I was dragged to a Walmart against my will because I needed a new belt. Soooo many people in NASCAR hats with shitty, shitty ink dragging their whiny misbehaving brats around. And I mean shitty ink too No wonder my folks think they're icky. All they see are meth skanks with stretched out Tweety Bird tattoos on their calves and dudes with Harley Davidson prison ink. Too many Republicans around here too. Sorry Mom and Pop, I don't think I'll be moving back to Iowa. Like, ever.

I went to the rec center this morning and humped out a six miler on the elliptical trainer. Followed that up with a weigh in, which showed that I was down a touch over 60 pounds now. I hope that scale was right.

I had to buy some more shirts at the Casual Male XL (fat guy store) for work and was happy to see that I dropped three sizes within their clothing line. If things keep up this way I may be able to buy clothes at normal shops for non-fat people soon. I don't know, I sure like cheese. And pudding. Don't forget pudding.
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The best thing at WalMart is people watching. Like a woman with a handicap tag, getting out of her car, walking to the trunk, getting out here little eager-beaver motorized cart thing, i mean literally, lifting it out of the trunk and setting it on the ground, walking back, closing the driver's side door, walking over to the garbage can and throwing out a McDonald's milkshake container, all while my daughter and i stare at her.

She looks at us and says she has "glandular issues".

My daughter and i start walking around WalMart we see her in the Hostess Isle, the cart on the front of her little motorized buggy thing chock full of twinkies, ho-ho's and other fully nutritional snacks.

"Glandular" repair is evidently repaired with twinkies.

Congrats on the weight loss.
Jun 19, 2010
_margot_:
kiss

Hope the rest of the trip has been good,baby
Jun 20, 2010

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