snakeplissken

I feel like making a list today:

1. I'm eating mediterranean hummus from Trader Joe's .

2. I like how libraries smell.

3. I also like how it smells when it's snowing.

4. Those last two statements were weird.

5. I've never been to a fancy restaurant.

6. Salt is awesome.

7. I'd like to go to Belgium before I die.

8. Little old ladies ask me to reach things for them a lot.

9. I buy muffins so I can basically eat cake for breakfast.

10. Whole fat chocolate milk should come with a phlegm warning.

11. I like floor heating vents because I can cuddle up around them when I get cold.

12. Dunking graham crackers in milk rules.

13. Purplesaurus rex was a pretty bitchin' Kool-aid flavor.

14. WAFFLE SHORTAGE

15.#@$!

16. I have little to no fear of H1N1 due to the disinfectant properties of Wild Turkey.

17. I've been off the caffeine addiction for almost two years now.

18. I'm one of those weird "shorts in the winter" guys.

19. My brother pushed me down the basement steps when I was five.

20. This is a big list.

DANCE!