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Saturday Jun 27, 2009

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I wish there was a handjob booth at the farmer's market.
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thefreak:
Three tickets.

And no kissing on the mouth.

...wait, what?

-TM
Jun 27, 2009
babyblue:
It wouldn't go into gear. I reversed out of the driveway, then tried switching to drive, and got that awful vroom spinning noise. I slowly was able to get it parked in front of the house. I dearly hope that they don't try to charge me for whatever they need to do. I'll have to turn on the bitch vibe if they do.
Jun 28, 2009

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