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Friday Mar 13, 2009

Mar 13, 2009
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Oh god another fill in the blank thingy. I guess I'll do this as my life is so boring I have nothing else to say other than "waffle sandwich" I guess. If you've never had you're not living.

Here is some nonsense to read

1. name: Jason
2. single or taken: sigh
3. sex: I'm all man baby.
4. birthday: 7-29-79
5. sign: Leo
6. siblings: I has a bruddah
7. hair color: brown going white
8. eye color: brown
9. shoe size: 13 wide
10. height: 6'2 also wide
11. favorite foods: ch-ch-ch-chinese
12. hometown: fairfield, Ia

r e l a t i o n s h i p s
1. who are your best friends? they're all here
2. do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: nope
3. did you send this to your crush?: nope
4. did your crush send this to you?: no, I stole it.
5. longest relationship?: with myself, 29 years strong
6. how many actual relationships have you been in?: enough to learn
7. how many people have you kissed?: not as many as have kissed me.
8. are you shy around your crush?: a little
9. do you indulge in random hook-ups?: my medicine chest is Valtrex-free
10. still have feelings for anyone you've been in a past relationship with? Not really. Maybe.
11. do you know what it feels like to be in love?: Sometimes I wonder.
12. would you sacrifice your favorite possession for your best friends?: my favorite possessions are my best friends.

f a s h i o n | s t u f f
1. where is your favorite place to shop? where-ever
2. have any tattoos or piercings?: nope
3. what is your favorite thing to wear?: The hides of my enemies
4. what is a must have accessory?: glasses.
7. who is the most fashionable person you know?: i dunno
8. who is the least fashionable person you know?: me
9. do you match your belt with your hair color? I have a ponch so you can't really tell.
10. what is the worst thing you've ever thought looked good?: shiny shirt.
11. what is your favorite underwear?: fruit of the loom
12. how many pairs of shoes do you own? 1
13.what is the worst trend you see today?: emo

s p e c i f i c s
1. do you do drugs? define drugs.
2. what kind of shampoo do you use?: the cheap shit
3. what are you most scared of?: being alone when I get old.
4. what are you listening to right now?: silence
5. who is the last person that called you?: no-one calls me
6. where do you want to get married?: Samuel Smith Brewing
7. how many buddies are online right now?: messengers suck
8. what would you change about yourself?: I wish I was pretty
9. what are essentials in your life?: to see my enemies driven before me and hear the lamentations of their women.
10. if you had the power to do any one thing, what would it be?: unlimited wealth, so I could use it for good things.
11. what nationality are you?: I'm an American, can't you tell from my accent?
12. do you send out holiday cards each year?: No, I just can't get into anymore.

h a v e | y o u | e v e r
1. given someone a bath? no
2. smoked?: yes
3. bungee jumped?: no
4. made yourself throw up?: yes
5. skinny dipped?: I'm not skinny
6. made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: I'm all man baby!
7. cried when someone died?: I'm not a monster
8. fallen for your best friend?: Yes
9. been rejected?: see above
10. rejected someone?: not really
11. used someone?: I'm generally the usee

c u r r e n t
1. hair: i have some in places I shouldn't and places I should
2. music: If it's not AC/DC fuck off
3. make-up: fat guys look dumb with eyeliner
4. annoyance: not enough room
5. scent: vanilla
6. favorite artist: Alex Grey
7. favorite group: Those kids in front of the 7-11. They seem cool.
8. desktop picture: zombie children
9. book you're reading: Radical Brewing
10. cd in player: CD? What is this?
11. dvd in player: Let the right one in
12. color of toenails: peach with purple-blue due to poor circulation.

Final next week. Yippie. I can't wait to get nervous and forget everything.
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
babyblue:
Reading this has made me simultaneously crave waffles and chinese food. Maybe I'll make a kung pao chicken waffle sandwich.
Mar 21, 2009
_margot_:
HA! That was creepy and wonderful.

xoxox
Mar 21, 2009

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