I got tagged on the facebook for this whole 25 list thing. So I guess I'll do it, but I'm gonna do it here. So neh.
1. I love peanut butter and honey toast but don't eat it much because of facial hair.
2. I've come to terms with being a fatty.
3. I can count the members of my close family on one hand.
4. I wish I was more than a mediocre chef.
5. I'm both organizational and messy, so my piles of shit laying around are perfectly orderly.
6. Cheese is where it's at.
7. I love the smell of pipe smoke, but I won't let myself buy one.
8. I drink too much.
9. I smoke too much.
10. I had surgery for appendicitis when I was eight and threw a fit because the operation made me miss "Sledgehammer!"
11. I put the big scrape in the side of the Econofoods van when I was 17. Sorry Tim.
12. My grandma lived from 1895-1998.
13. I have zero social life.
14. Sometimes I wish my life was more like "Perfect Strangers". I'd probably be Cousin Larry.
15. I've never been in a fight.
16. I almost ruined Christmas once via uncontrollable flatus.
17. I am incredibly unphotogenic.
18. I burnt myself completely out on Ruffles Sour Cream and Cheddar.
19. I quit a job on moral grounds once.
20. Sometimes I wish I was living in the past.
21. I was a night shift grocery manager when I was nineteen and constantly sold myself alcohol illegally.
22. I think I've got a pretty good sense of humor.
23. I was a pretty damn good trombonist back in the day.
24. Some associates and I once launched a 1975 Plymouth Valiant so high and far I experienced zero gravity in the back seat.
25. I put too much mayo on things.
1. I love peanut butter and honey toast but don't eat it much because of facial hair.
2. I've come to terms with being a fatty.
3. I can count the members of my close family on one hand.
4. I wish I was more than a mediocre chef.
5. I'm both organizational and messy, so my piles of shit laying around are perfectly orderly.
6. Cheese is where it's at.
7. I love the smell of pipe smoke, but I won't let myself buy one.
8. I drink too much.
9. I smoke too much.
10. I had surgery for appendicitis when I was eight and threw a fit because the operation made me miss "Sledgehammer!"
11. I put the big scrape in the side of the Econofoods van when I was 17. Sorry Tim.
12. My grandma lived from 1895-1998.
13. I have zero social life.
14. Sometimes I wish my life was more like "Perfect Strangers". I'd probably be Cousin Larry.
15. I've never been in a fight.
16. I almost ruined Christmas once via uncontrollable flatus.
17. I am incredibly unphotogenic.
18. I burnt myself completely out on Ruffles Sour Cream and Cheddar.
19. I quit a job on moral grounds once.
20. Sometimes I wish I was living in the past.
21. I was a night shift grocery manager when I was nineteen and constantly sold myself alcohol illegally.
22. I think I've got a pretty good sense of humor.
23. I was a pretty damn good trombonist back in the day.
24. Some associates and I once launched a 1975 Plymouth Valiant so high and far I experienced zero gravity in the back seat.
25. I put too much mayo on things.
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Fuck that. The answer is yes.
Number 13 is not true. You go out more than I do.