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I was listening to Alice Cooper today and it reminded me of one of my sister's old boyfriends. He wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed and after hearing the line in No More Mr.Nice Guy which goes "I went to church incognito..." he proceded to ask where Cognito was. I wonder if he's still stoned all these years later.
shesinparties:
that is fucking hilarious 
dhd_no_pants:
That is some funny, funny, shit.
Did he have a mullet?
Which song did you learn?
Did he have a mullet?
Which song did you learn?
The guy from the Yardbirds had a heart full of soul.
Louis Armstrong had a heart full of rhythm.
Jeff Tweedy had a heart full of holes.
Iggy had a heart full of napalm.
What is your heart full of?
Louis Armstrong had a heart full of rhythm.
Jeff Tweedy had a heart full of holes.
Iggy had a heart full of napalm.
What is your heart full of?
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shesinparties:
yes, butt soreness massages are welcome 
I call this Blog Libs.
Ive done this on Myspace before and it kinda worked but wasn't really very funny. I'll fill in the blanks of a Mad Lib that I have chosen after the first three people give me the following words:
Noun
Noun
Adjective
Verb ending in "ing"
First name (Female)
Plural Noun
Verb
Adverb
Same First Name
Adjective
Noun
Plural Noun
Noun...
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Ive done this on Myspace before and it kinda worked but wasn't really very funny. I'll fill in the blanks of a Mad Lib that I have chosen after the first three people give me the following words:
Noun
Noun
Adjective
Verb ending in "ing"
First name (Female)
Plural Noun
Verb
Adverb
Same First Name
Adjective
Noun
Plural Noun
Noun...
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shesinparties:
yeah, omnipotence was a close second for me.
menotyou:
Your SG fav list reminds me of Skittles.
I went to see The Raconteurs last night and it was as fucking LOUD and ROCKIN as any of Jack Black's most face-melting gut-busting dreams.
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shesinparties:
yeah, i am really good when it comes to dealing with most people. but every now and then, you come across one that you just want to choke. the chick at wal-mart sounds............interesting
shesinparties:
yay, let's go eat at BS!!!!
I've thought about making a uniform for myself, a single outfit that I have multiples of and wear everyday so I don't have to worry about finding new clothes. I hate shopping more than, well, anything. I can never find anything I like and when I do it doesn't fit well. I need longer legs, a smaller rib cage, and more ass. I've actually for...
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shesinparties:
shopping sucks. except i like shopping for my dog and buying new plants. and books. but as far as clothes, give me a wife beater and pajama shorts and i am good.
When it rains, it pours...damnit.
shesinparties:
aaww, what's wrong?
shesinparties:
oh i have plenty of panties, but i tend to seek out the only ones that look cute and then are totally uncomfortable. i am down to about 3 pair that don't drive me nuts. and a drawerful of pesky ones.
This past weekend was lots of fun. I drove up to Austin for a couple of sing-a-long's at the Drafthouse. Saturday night was The Muppet Movie in republic park downtown. It was so much fun, lots of people, happy little kids running around, and beautiful weather. The Muppet Movie was one of my favorite movies when I was a kid. I used to play my...
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shesinparties:
ok, i am left handed too! and i do feel sorry for the shit guys have to put up with from most girls. i will NEVER be one of those girls 
shesinparties:
writing is pretty much the only thing i do with my left hand.
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shesinparties:
did you come to Austin for the sing-a-long thing?
shesinparties:
well, i hope you have fun. and i did get some righteous tips tonight, don't really know why, don't care. just took the cash and ran
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rabidbuttons:
At least she got you smoething...my sister never remembers
shesinparties:
actually the chick that rescued him named him and i just never changed it. he is getting lots of tlc today 
xo