smithers_jones

Apparently you can get TMJ from getting punched in the face. Also, accidentally leaving an essential fatty acid gel-pill in your pocket and then putting it in the wash makes your clothes smell like a fish.

Now I can watch the Jets not make the playoffs in HD!

A few of my phobias:

Accidentally eating cat food.
Death by alligator
Death by shark
That my cats love me for Meow Mix, not for me.
Penisdectomy
That my TomTom will one day lead me to an abandoned area and I will be mugged by robot hooligans.

Cats are jerks.

This is fantastic.

FOUND: World's Worst Baby Sitter.

Hooray! I stepped in cat vomit!

I found out today that the head of the Helmets to Hardhats program in DC read an article I wrote about their program last year and because of the comments of some of the Ironworkers in the program I interviewed, they are going to be adding funding to help vets buy the clothing, initials, and other gear they might need to start work, which for...
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Looks like I'm going to have to stop wearing my "Einstein was full of crap!" t-shirt.

I think Crispin wants to be petted, but he also deeply resents himself for wanting to be petted. Either that or the thought of me touching him is deeply revolting to him because he sees me as only worthy to clean his excretions from the litter box and serve him food and drink.

Ran stairs this morning at Cal State LA. I don't really understand how smokers are able to exercise. I was breathing, but my lungs weren't really getting any oxygen. Plus, wildfires make me crave BBQ.