smith

Amendment IX

The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

Damn those Framers. I like infringing on other people's rights.

Killin' Time

I have much to say, but this is not the outlet to use; however, I highly recommend listening to the album "On Fire" by the Spiritual Beggars when driving, as the singer's voice is simultaneously gravely and harmonious.

D_Mann took a swank picture of my friend Matt and I that strikingly resembles another picture of myself taken two years ago. I somehow always...
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It's 3:07AM. I already called in to work, so I'll be home all day tomorrow. "Her eyes possess this intensity; it's like she's wide-eyed constantly, but that's not it - it's the drive, the intent, and the longing that makes her melt-worthy."

P.S. Tartar sauce + french fries = god.

katieh is swell to the tenth power.

for
to
end
yet
again.

Haiku about Smith and VanCleve

We're a hoot. We know.
The greatest guys on the earth.
With Jack in third place.

- Smith

Ampeg finally sent me the two 10" speakers I needed to repair my bass cabinet. Functional equipment makes a world of difference. It is now time for me to start searching for a band I can play live with again.

On a more ridiculous note, I don't like emo music that much, but I'm convinced that there's a particular mathematical equation that can be used...
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Jesusfuck. These fries are lukewarm and quite repulsive. I shall eat them anyhow, though, since I'm hungry and have nothing else to do.

I could participate in conversation, or attempt to hit on women, but the olfactory stimulation these fries are currently inducing is far too enticing to ignore.

Onward to fry land.

I am drunk. Lately - as in the past two weeks - I have been experiencing strange muscle tremors in my left leg and left thumb. It is somewhat disturbing and makes me wonder whether or not I have some sort of strange epilepsy coming on.

On a lighter note, I'm drunk as piss, drinking more, and am about to inhale a load of Jack...
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LitterMaid LM900 Self-Cleaning Litter Box

Now seriously, what could be better than a self-cleaning litter box?