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ADVENTURES IN A POST-NUCLEAR AMERICA - A Short Synopsis of Last Night's Dream

Van Cleve, Todd the Lawn Gnome, Eric, and Shanelle and I materialized in a large underground fortress after a massive retaliatory nuclear strike against the United States. Said fortress was reminiscent of NORAD, but in actuality was more like the Vault from Fallout. Wandering about, the four of us ran...
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porcelainheart:
is this "the dream" to end all dreams?

lawn gnomes scare me.
porcelainheart:
i see. is the lawn gnome going to be at the party you told me about? if so, i might have to leave early.

:p
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A face in the mirror
A man I do not know
Hopes and aspirations
A thousand broken promises
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I can't believe none of you poor bastards has commented on the Snow Crash reference located directly to your left.
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So I was lent a book that I just finished in approximately an hour and a half, and without hesitation it easily one of the most humourous, sensuous, human, and erotic novels I have ever read. By the end of it my heart was ready to jump out of my chest; it was completely exhilirating, mature, and unbelievably excellent, especially when taken in the context...
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My emotions are in overdrive. I don't know what to feel, and what to think. Actually, I know what to feel, because that's how I feel. And I know what to think - hopelessness. There's no manner to convey it, though. With so much left unsaid, and that will continue to be unsaid, I shall sit here, in this ridiculous statis of melancholy and elation,...
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smith:
Oh, my. I look far sexier when I'm emo.

Shit, just last month I got rid of the internet service on my phone and opted for text messaging instead, and I still think it's going to end up more expensive.

[Edited on Mar 30, 2004 3:11PM]
menotyou:
I forgot to paint shop in some tears. Everyone knows Emo boys cry. Oh well.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not now.

No.

Dammit.
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reminisce
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so precisely uncertain
isolines drawn on a corrupt body map
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i have nothing left
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link:
so far
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as to be
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smith:
Nice!
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PATHETIC

I posted a story to the news section earlier today about the NASA X-43A scramjet achieving Mach 7. This is glorious news to me; however, a number of people didn't think so.

Now, I am a firm believer of people being entitled to their opinions, as anyone who knows me can testify to. The following, however, I cannot tolerate:

haruki said:
wow! ok what...
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menotyou:
Careful man. I know a couple people that might disagree with you hoping you'll piss in their butts.
link:
throttle, writhe in glee, lacerate, piss in butt... sounds like someone is planning a night in.

fucktards beget fucktards. sell their organs and bones to fund progress. i'm not usually this cynical. must be the lack of female attention i'm getting.
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AT THIS MOMENT, I AM EXPERIENCING:

Complete and utter shock.
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ryah:
whateverrrrrrrrrr.look whoz talking.
smith:
I just realized that everything gets timestamped PST style, yo.

My guitar smells fabulous.
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That's right, peons. MeNotYou, Link, me, and some other people will be throwing a party at our apartment complex in early May. Be there, or not.
menotyou:
It's official now. I just got the apt complexes blessing.

Mayday! Mayday! I've been hit by an irish car bomb...I'm going down!

[Edited on Mar 27, 2004 12:52PM]
menotyou: