smith

I just returned from the nudie bar. My friend has developed a desire to become a stripper, so I indoctrinated her. She liked it enough to decide to go get her dancing license tomorrow.

Man, I really hope she doesn't succumb to the fate of many strippers.

On another note: I really want to do the chick that I got a dance from tonight. She's pierced in all the right places, she listens to metal, and she's got a tattoo of a heart on her ass.

What more could one ask for?

Well, lots, obviously, but man. It sure would be nice! Perhaps when I'm a rock star I can flaunt my fame to get free admission and dances.