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Tuesday May 18, 2004

May 18, 2004
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*ahem*

Yes, so I have very little to say. The highlights of my day were:

a.) Telling my boss I smoked dope. I also added in the ambiguous "and other things" just to keep him on his toes, since there's not a goddamned thing he could do right now except tell me to not come back to work. Oh, boo-hoo. What a shame THAT would be. Very fulfilling.

b.) Shooting Knob 40 with Van Cleve and eating smoked salmon and Ruben sandwiches over Shiner Bock. 'twas a celebratory gala, filled with nerd talk and talk about femmes.

c.) Big Fish. A suprisingly good movie, although I really do feel like a jerk for suggesting that the main character's stroke-ridden dialogue be subtitled with "incoherent stroke ramblings." Karma will catch up with me sooner or later, even over ridiculous things such as that.

d.) Thinking. This was both pleasant and unpleasant, as right now is a confusing time for me.

e.) New boxers. Man, this pair of boxers IS the definition of comfort:

boxers
boxerz (bksrz), noun.
1.) What's currently making Mike's ass feel right at home.
2.) Synonym for comfort.
link:
beautiful. truly it is.
May 18, 2004
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fucker. i'm drunk. you are not to blame. be beautiful sir, make the best of the rest, positive to a tee, rake and bake and be, goddamn i'm drunk. here's to upward mobility and the flow of information. may you understand your place, accept the rest, and be the best. you are good are good human being. know it.
May 19, 2004

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