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Friday Feb 20, 2004

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I love my friends. I really do.

My birthday celebration went quite well. It's 2:11 AM. I have to work in five hours. I am currently drunker than piss, and my friend Jodie put in a good word for me with a girl I had commented on almost four weeks prior to this day that led to conversation and me getting her number.

I also subversively feigned stupidity and accident in order to talk to a particularly beautiful red headed female at work. Instead of actually talking to her, I pretended to send a message to a guy I know in our online support channel knowing full well that the message wasn't going to him.

The ploy worked insofar as getting her to talk to me, as lame as it may be.

It's times like this where life ain't so bad.
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menotyou:
Let's also not forget the coolest of all your friends. You know. The one you let drive your car last night. The second person in all your many years to be honored with the privilege of driving your piece of shit some people call a jeep.

I feel like I've been upgraded in Friend. Friend 2.0 or maybe even the Gold friend package. Dare I say Platinum?!
Feb 20, 2004
lunna:
Thank You for being a great friend!
Feb 23, 2004

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