I'm on a roll with my blog posts lately! Go me! 3 in 2 weeks, I spoil you all
Anywhoo this one has no importance other than I felt my last one needed to move on and think this survey will amuse me for a while at least. Anywhoo it's simply, write down any of the numbers that pop up when you think of me... Read More
I have a blog now! ... besides this one, this new one is a normal people blog, one I can share with non-suicidians
Yay me!
Anywhoo here's the link if you so care
http://dinosaurswereaninsidejob.blogspot.com/
p.s. if you love the movie The Last Unicorn you should probably read this blog.
Kay so I'm bored and decided to create one of those random surveys that everyone spams to people (all the cools kids are doing it) Anywhoo, here it is, if you comment or read it I wanna see you answer this darned quiz, yadda yadda yadda, so on and so forth. When you finish reading this you can take it if you want as well... Read More
1. If you were to order your perfect woman as a metaphorical cup of coffee at starbucks what would your order be?
Tall, upside-down, and covered in caramel. (idk...)
2. Left with but one last topping for your toast every morning, which would you pick? Jam, Peanut Butter, or Cheez Whiz? And what do you think this says about you as a person?
You missed the most important topping. Nutella. Fail.
3. if you were a McDonalds Menu item what would you be and why?
Double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce. Don't be frontin' son, no seeds on this bun. I be up in this drive-thru, order for two.
4. What's your pornstar name?
Dicky Richard
5. If all the cereal mascots got into a bar fight who would win and why?
Toucan Sam. He'd just fly above the rest until they all killed each other, then snipe off the last remaining one. He'd be the one HIGHLANDER.
6. Creepiest pick up line you have ever heard or said?
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I'd be coming too (I used it in jest on one of my female friends on halloween)
7. if you could have a one night stand with any cartoon character who would it be and why?
Power Girl. She's FUCKING HOT.
8. If you had to marry any cartoon character who would it be and why?
Dinah Lance (Black Canary). Her and Green Arrow have a decent married life... I figure it would be something equally good or better.
9. If you were a Care Bear what would your name and specialty be?
Vagina Bear... I "care for" vaginas that feel neglected.
10. Where do babies come from and where shouldn't they come from?
They come from the fusion of a male sperm cell with the female's ovum in the woman's uterine lining. They shouldn't come from storks, because a child flying at that altitude would suffer from hypoxia, hypothermia, and a consequently weakened immune system at a very young age.
11. Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
They follow me around, hoping against hope that I'll take my clothes off for them.
12. If I were ice cream how would you eat me?
I'd give you to the little kid who dropped his ice cream because I backed into him when I realized, to my surprise, that my ice cream was actually a very small man.
13. Who is the best person to have hit on you at the bar? Straight, gay or Bi? And why?
I'm 18. As such, I've only been to bars/clubs when I knew the people who had rented out the venue for the night. Coincidentally, both times, the event being celebrated was a homosexual man's birthday. Hence, I had gay guys hitting on me. While I (being straight) was not reciprocating, it was rather flattering.
14. Do you want to own a midget and why?
No, because then I'd have to feed it and pay for it's upkeep.
15. How do you like your banana split?
By a hot, naked, female dessert chef about to make me the best sundae of my life, with an even happier ending.
I feel a need to post something new, and being that I'm too busy with work (aka: "Too lazy" ) to come up with something new I'm gonna rehash some old postings from another site where I have an advice column called "Dear Danny...."
So in today's blog for your reading pleasure I answer this age-old question
Yepperoonie I went to the grand old San Diego Comic-con once again this year, and as always it was a blast!!! And this year ranks as the best of all of them! I can kinda get wordy sometimes so today I shall try and keep it to a minimum and just give you some pics and highlights... Read More
If I come back to a cold spell I'm going to shit myself. Seriously. I am not going to lie: the 3 years since I have been in AB, I've gotten really used to nice weather!
And I have a raw feeding q: do you feed just raw meat, or other stuff too? My poor pooch was getting horrible diahrrea from meat-only so i've been adding yams and sometimes canned wet food. any suggestions?? <3
THE ONE THE ONLY, DAN-O THE FREAKIN' MAN-O IS BACK AND IN ACTION!!!
Well Hi and Howdy to allow my suicide peeps! Yes your resident cowboy and Ethan Hawke look-alike is back and ready to roar here in the land of suicide! It's been a while some things happened, some things didn't, like ....... a petition to have me come back to suicide or a... Read More
*the land of suicide sits quiet and still, the good people desperately pray for some sort of savior to come and liberate them from the regular mediocrity of the world, sudden a sound of booming thunder fills the hills and storm clouds darken the skies, a might voice shouts as lightening crashes around him .... "By the power of Cowboy geekery!!! ...... I HAVE THE... Read More
Dan-O the Man-O here!
(ok yeah so I use my real name here .... I blew that cover on my first blog I think ....... besides admit it, you've already done the proper stalker thing and hunted down all my info off the webbernet .... and now this way I like to think of this as a cool prize for anyone... Read More
(thats one of the names I'm trying out for all you hardcore Danny fans ..... I mean .... stockdog fans, forget I said Danny, my name is and never was Danny)
Anywhoo, mooooooving right along ..... ummm, lets see here ....... *stockdog shuffles through some papers* .... on todays blog we have some things to cover, like .... halloween, why I love... Read More
Ok its time for stockdog blog numero three-o! A blog I like to call .....
"Where the Shrek has stockdog been the last month?"
I am sure that you have all been holding your breathe waiting for my return., and it looks like some of you have suffocated in the process and died. But no worries you died for a good cause. You died so... Read More
