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Get a little closer, let fold. Cut open my sternum and pull my little ribs around you. The rungs of me be under, under you

Nov 17, 2019
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Last weekend, a woman on Facebook liked my dating profile. I looked at her profile, and loved what I read. She was drop dead gorgeous, too. I liked her profile, and sent her a message based on our shared interest in Lucifer. We moved to Facebook Messenger and started talking. We have so much in common that sometimes I feel like I'm talking to myself. We've been speaking on Facebook and over the phone all week.

She has not had great luck with relationships, and so she said that it may take her some time to be comfortable with the idea of meeting me, and then it would take her a bit to be comfortable with having sex. After taking to her a bit, she became quite comfortable with me, and we scheduled a date for yesterday. I Iook her to a local apple orchard (which didn't have much going on, to be honest), and then we walked around the local mall, arm in arm and holding hands. We then went to my place. I won't bore you with the details, but a good time was had by all; we also decided to become Facebook official. We fell asleep cuddling, and continued the good times this morning. She went home at noon, and I went to my mom's to do laundry. We're going to figure out what her work schedule is tonight and schedule something else.

I think this is it, folks. I think that I've finally found someone who gets me, and who I get. I miss her already, and I can't wait to see her again.

pistache:
Cheering for you.
Nov 18, 2019

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