I'm staying at my mom's for a few days while she is in Bourbonnais for something with her work. I'm dog sitting. I miss my computer. It is much easier to masturbate at home. All I have to help me jerk my gherkin are my phone and one of my tablets. The only places I can go to find good wanking material...
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I got my LG G Pad 7 back today. It had a shattered screen, so I bought a replacement screen, thinking I'd do the repair myself. Unfortunately, I was elbow deep in its guts before I realized that I would need a heat gun to separate the screen and digitizer from the rest of the tablet. I really didn't want to pay $60...
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I had to cancel my membership today. I just don't have the extra money, and I signed up with a monthly subscription. I will try to join again with an annual subscription in a couple of weeks.

When it comes to my life, not much has changed. I still work the same job (Walmart, deli department. It pays fairly well for being an unskilled...
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Once again, I am unable to fall asleep. I have to be up in six hours, and I've taken everything I have in my apartment that could put me to sleep.

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I've been trying to get to sleep for four hours. Ambien didn't do anything. I think I may need to stop taking it for a month or so. Flogging the dolphin didn't help, either. I just crushed two tizanidine tablets, wrapped them in a tissue, and swallowed them. Hopefully they will do what the Ambien couldn't and knock me the fuck...
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Every single tablet or phone I've owned since the OG T-Mobile G1 has been rooted. I've even flashed rooted Android ROMs on an HP Touchpad. Today, because I'm bored, I am going to explain how you can take a $50 Amazon Fire tablet and turn it into a premium tablet running vanilla Android. The process can be intimidating for those people who...
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So I made a crappy MS Paint comic to show what it's sometimes like for me when I don't go directly to bed after taking my meds. I'm on Sonata now, not Ambien. Instead of summoning the Ambien Walrus, I summon the Sonata Penguin (not to be confused with the Lunesta Platypus). The adventures you never remember are shorter with the Penguin
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For some reason, I can't get to sleep. I don't know why. I have tried everything I can think of, including taking an Ambien a few hours ago.

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My fiance is really insecure about how she stacks up compared to my exes. I have tried to allay these concerns. She is worried that we don't agree on a lot of political issues. I've tried to tell her that I don't really care about politics as much as I used to, and that I really don't think that the political...
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So I'm a member of SG now. I was a member way back in 2008, but I have a new email address now, so new account here. I don't know if I like the site redesign yet, and I kind of miss the boards. Oh, well. I just took some Ambien, so either I'm going to go to sleep or this is...
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