Warning Signs:
1. Alternating music by Lisa Loeb, Juliana Hatfield, Aimee Mann, Leona Ness, The Sundays and Patsy Cline.
2. The razor's increased weight each morning.
3. Bright colors migrated to the bottom of the drawer.
4. Misty over Mutual Assured Destruction (MAD.)
5. Late nights for no reason.
6. Talking to strangers. Well, "talking."
always thought it would be funny if i had a dog named "pvt. dog". i don't know why.