Ahhh... my evil plan is underway! You all owe me beers. *MANY* beers!!! And I'll be driving from NC to WA this spring to collect them!
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I, scofflaw. 
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macbastard:
Oh man...I fuckin owe you one Doc Spok. Like I said, I'll send you some peices of a thousand year old Irish yew tree for trade. Thank you so much. And let me know what I can do to return the favor.
Kufu's stone keeper.
mac
Kufu's stone keeper.
mac
nyhcx516:
and we love you for it. thanks man
Okay, the bastard fascist pig System Administrator here has installed the dreaded WebSense internet nanny. I'll be off the SG airwaves for a bit. Puh-leeze continue to IM and e-mail me -the checks for your feigned friendship will be forthcoming.
mistersatan:
They better not bounce this time, either, ya cheap shit! 
stiles:
I see the sysadmin being reassigned to landmine location duty shortly. 
Aaack.
We're having quite a dust storm here. My mouth is all gritty and there's a constant dusty smell.
Could it be dried camel dung in the air?
We're having quite a dust storm here. My mouth is all gritty and there's a constant dusty smell.
Could it be dried camel dung in the air?
vaj:
pfff. dust storms.
it's the ass i care about.
it's the ass i care about.
vaj:
MEMO
Re: NEKKID GIRLS
Mr S. Pressure (O.K. Hons) would like to inform the department that he will be out of the office for an undisclosed time.
he'd also like to advise that you look at his ass.
pp. Vaj (personal secretary)
Re: NEKKID GIRLS
Mr S. Pressure (O.K. Hons) would like to inform the department that he will be out of the office for an undisclosed time.
he'd also like to advise that you look at his ass.
pp. Vaj (personal secretary)
All the chicks seem to be diggin' my ass! 
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stiles:
now *that's* a hairy ass!
bet it didn't smell good, either....
bet it didn't smell good, either....
vaj:
yes, well my car keys are up there...
oh, i'm sorry. i thought you said diggin' IN my ass. pardon.
oh, i'm sorry. i thought you said diggin' IN my ass. pardon.
Hey Chiquita, I've seen you nosin' around. Would you PUH-LEEZE send me your e-mail address again?
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vaj:
nice ass 
vaj:
it's not flabby... just maybe a little... furry?
oh, and the tail is a worry too
but overall - the nicest ass i've seen in ages
oh, and the tail is a worry too
but overall - the nicest ass i've seen in ages
Alright! With everything on Girlblue's mind, she still made time to assist me in my endless pursuit of self-deprecation.
NEW PHOTO!!!
This was taken at the Sakkara Pyramids, about 20 miles outside of Cairo. Talk about a hustle -before I knew what was happening these Egyptian kids had me on their mule, photo taken and $5 poorer.
NEW PHOTO!!!
This was taken at the Sakkara Pyramids, about 20 miles outside of Cairo. Talk about a hustle -before I knew what was happening these Egyptian kids had me on their mule, photo taken and $5 poorer.
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volkov:
hahahahaha....... you think it's funny, but I am actually takin' my Molly gear and automatic rifle on this trip....well ok not the rifle.
it would be funny If I woke up yelling "react, react!" and jumpingin my lil car and drivin off towards the Mexican border. Border Patrol would KILL me!
it would be funny If I woke up yelling "react, react!" and jumpingin my lil car and drivin off towards the Mexican border. Border Patrol would KILL me!
avanttard:
Straight back. Old trick made famous by Melvin Burkhardt (sp?).
Usually I use a flathead screwdriver because it's most convenient. But bigger nails or the end of a spoon or something.
Good party thing but I don't do it too often anymore.
Usually I use a flathead screwdriver because it's most convenient. But bigger nails or the end of a spoon or something.
Good party thing but I don't do it too often anymore.
Does anyone want to resize a profile pic for me? My dead computer had Adobe, and I'm not allowed to add software to my work computer (this one.) Write me a note and I'll send the image.
I found out nobody's looking for me to be in Tacoma before 1 July. That gives me almost *2* months to visit everyone on my trip west!
I found out nobody's looking for me to be in Tacoma before 1 July. That gives me almost *2* months to visit everyone on my trip west!
girlblue:
you have mail.
maeda:
i think i could resize a file using corel.....that is what i use anyway.
and yeah...i need a sugar daddy to pay for all my snowboarding needs!!!
and yeah...i need a sugar daddy to pay for all my snowboarding needs!!!
Okay, SG/aquaintances, the pyramid chips will be in the mail tomorrow. Don't be scared of the unusual package; paper towel rolls and Elmer's glue seemed the perfect solution.
catrafelina:
nanny dream? you're sick. get help.
catrafelina:
weak sauce
Okay, I'm cleansing the Faith Hill from my brain with some old Afghan Whigs. Mental floss, for sure!
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mistersatan:
Thank God!
whiskey_____:
thats it, I'm sending you some cds.
"It's Not A TOOMAH!!"