Saturday Apr 26, 2003

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Geez, I just about fractured my right patella yesterday! Can you imagine 6-8 weeks in a long-leg cast on crutches!? Still, it hurts like HELL.

And no, I was *not* drinking.

Please leave sympathetic comments below.
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whiskey_____:
you feeling better yet?

kiss
volkov:
to be honest, sir, I'd be more sypmathetic if you HAD been drinking! biggrin

still. I wouldn't wish that on anyone. I hurt my MCL once and had to wear a stupid immoblizing brace and hobble about on crutches once. it was funny. I was stuck in the rehab plt for 3 weeks. we'd form up and hobble off to chow. smile

and this definitly sounds like something we want to hear the whole story behind. It doesn't involve riding around in a huey (shudder) does it?

Monday Apr 21, 2003

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I forgot what an absolute opiate Amelie is. smile

*hearing happy accordion music*
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macbastard:
My Mom LOVES those damn peeps!!!


macmeltinyourmouth
mistersatan:
This is me patronizing you. I can get away with this because you're drunk right now, and mostly because I'm a real shit.

Saturday Apr 19, 2003

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Typically, I'm probably at the tail-end of a trend, but have you tried that Orville Redenbacher Kettle Corn? It's kinda' sweet, kinda' salty. Vaguely reminds me of something.

miao!!
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mistersatan:
*runs out and buys up all the OR Kettle Corn he can find*
girlblue:
i already washed, waxed, and armor-alled LAST weekend. now i just need to de-clutter the trunk. oh, and apply the rain-x. biggrin

[Edited on Apr 19, 2003]

Friday Apr 18, 2003

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Did any of you realize that MisterSatan is 6 feet tall?! He promises he's a mellow drunk, but I'm still worried that after a case or so of Pabst the tire iron might come out from under the seat.

Okay okay okay... no more Bow Wow Wow lyrics. eeek
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atrasties:
MisterSatan says that his groove thang will be the only thing out and swinging, no tire irons. So take solace in the image of him dancing up a storm and I think you'll be ok.
nex_flamma:
Mr S has killed and may kill again.
Dont say you weren't warned.

Oh, and just be very careful if he tells you to "Look over there! Oh man that's so cool! Quick, you're missing it!".

Wednesday Apr 16, 2003

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You know, I'm kind of nervous about meeting those of you I've arranged to meet. Once again, please realize I'm an utter geek.
surreal
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girlblue:
i'm really not as ultra-cool as you've made me out to be. honestly, you have nothing to worry about.
murkling:
Jeez, think of how bad that must make those of us whom you haven't arranged to meet feel. Not even cool enough to hang out with an utter geek ...

Friday Apr 11, 2003

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A mere 3 weeks and I'll be back in the Yooonited States of Amuhrkah! biggrin

Weekend #1 will be spent in the closest GigaPlex, watching movies. And don't even *think* about trying to get me in the back row with you; I'm talking serious moviewatching. Spare no expense! 3-pound MilkDuds, Nimitz-class popcorn and the 7 liter Diet Coke! oink
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butterfly2:
Good! That sounds like a lot of fun to me!

HURRY UP AND GET BACK HERE DAMMIT! tongue
stiles:
When you get to the east coast, be sure to drop me a line.

Sunday Apr 06, 2003

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HAH! I'll be flying out of Cairo on May 2nd. DC/Baltimore the 2nd week of May, NC, then Memphis and points west! Reserve your night of Drinking with the Old Man now!
biggrin
mistersatan:
What, are we going drinking with my folks or something? confused
prudence:
may second?!!!! that means you can come to the prom!!!

Friday Mar 28, 2003

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Call me cheap, but I am *so* flattered when someone new leaves a comment here! Uh, you *do* realize I'm a complete geek, right?
whatever
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historyteller:
Hey Man, nice .... donkey????? biggrin

supernovice:
Cheap. Cheap. Cheap. biggrin

Cool photo. Nice ass, Doc...

Thursday Mar 06, 2003

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Who out there will mail me some decent, dark chocolate? oink
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chiquita:
haha, that is the best photo EVER of you!

got my illicit pyramid chips! you scoundrel! thanks sooo much! here's a hershey's kiss!
mistersatan:
I think it's in the context of the sentence- and in that case, capitalization is MOST apropos.

Dark chocolate is the best kind- email me your addy and I'll see what I can do, man.

Tuesday Mar 04, 2003

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Not only am I being left out of this war... I'm actually stuck being part of a *peacekeeping* mission. All this testosterone, idle.

mad
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volkov:
how exactly do you channel testosterone into handing out Motrin and telling guy to "rub dirt in it and get back out there!" biggrin
j/k
rather glad you are relativly safe. yer supposed to make it back to CONUS so we can get you drunk and pass of mac in a dress and wig as DJD to you and see what happens. mwahahah.
oh shit. did I just give that away? confused

smile

semper fi doc!

v
catrafelina:
peace is fucking weak..........

go molest some patients
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