A few random thoughts: 
1 - Near my house is a place called "BJ's WHOLESALE". It's one of those places where you buy things in bulk. Is it just me, or should a place with the words BJ, wHOLE, and sale in the name sell prostitutes? Is it just too hard to market hookers sold by the "gross"?
2 - Can somebody explain how Magic Johnson keeps getting fatter instead of looking like he has AIDS?
3 - If Barry Manilow were a gansta rapper, would he write the songs that make the world buy bling?
4 - I met a girl who refered to her vagina as "the candy shop". I wonder if she could be charged with murder if she let a diabetic go down on her?
5 - When you go broke at a casino they say you "lost your shirt". Shouldn't they call it losing your pants so it sounds like a good thing? It's all about marketing.
6 - How much does a hooker charge if you just want to be held?
7 - Is it really fair to ask "What would Jesus do?" His options were very limited. Wandering through the desert and eventually getting nailed to a cross would have probably lost out if he had to choose between that and, let's say, getting stoned and playing X-BOX.
8 - Was there a team of researchers doing studies and testing to find out for sure that Colt .45 works everytime, or was Billy D Williams just talking shit?
9 - I think the phrase 'I feel like shit' is used wrong. Shit is warm and soft. Since when is warm and soft a bad thing?
10 - What does it take to make a porn star that does German Scheisse films say, "Eww, that's gross"?
11 - At what age is it no longer cute when you toot?
12 - Does it make landscapers angry that hula dancers have a bush under their grass?
13 - If the voices in your head are female voices, will they stop talking to you if you tell them they look fat?
14 - Why are El Caminos driven more often by racist white people than Mexicans? Is "El Camino" Spanish for "The Shitty Car"?
15 - Do blackbirds tweet in Ebonics?
16 - If you are trying to go un-noticed by a werewolf, do you act natural, or SUPERnatural?
17 - Wouldn't "Pigs on the wing" would be a fun name for an all female Pink Floyd tribute band?
18 - Does it smell good when an Angel farts?
19 - How and where do homeless couples meet?
20 - Every woman I know says they want a guy with a good sense of humor. I'm a comedian. Humor is how I make a living, yet I've been single for two years. Is "good sense of humor" just girl code for "big dick and lots of money"?
Your input is greatly appreciated.
1 - Near my house is a place called "BJ's WHOLESALE". It's one of those places where you buy things in bulk. Is it just me, or should a place with the words BJ, wHOLE, and sale in the name sell prostitutes? Is it just too hard to market hookers sold by the "gross"?
2 - Can somebody explain how Magic Johnson keeps getting fatter instead of looking like he has AIDS?
3 - If Barry Manilow were a gansta rapper, would he write the songs that make the world buy bling?
4 - I met a girl who refered to her vagina as "the candy shop". I wonder if she could be charged with murder if she let a diabetic go down on her?
5 - When you go broke at a casino they say you "lost your shirt". Shouldn't they call it losing your pants so it sounds like a good thing? It's all about marketing.
6 - How much does a hooker charge if you just want to be held?
7 - Is it really fair to ask "What would Jesus do?" His options were very limited. Wandering through the desert and eventually getting nailed to a cross would have probably lost out if he had to choose between that and, let's say, getting stoned and playing X-BOX.
8 - Was there a team of researchers doing studies and testing to find out for sure that Colt .45 works everytime, or was Billy D Williams just talking shit?
9 - I think the phrase 'I feel like shit' is used wrong. Shit is warm and soft. Since when is warm and soft a bad thing?
10 - What does it take to make a porn star that does German Scheisse films say, "Eww, that's gross"?
11 - At what age is it no longer cute when you toot?
12 - Does it make landscapers angry that hula dancers have a bush under their grass?
13 - If the voices in your head are female voices, will they stop talking to you if you tell them they look fat?
14 - Why are El Caminos driven more often by racist white people than Mexicans? Is "El Camino" Spanish for "The Shitty Car"?
15 - Do blackbirds tweet in Ebonics?
16 - If you are trying to go un-noticed by a werewolf, do you act natural, or SUPERnatural?
17 - Wouldn't "Pigs on the wing" would be a fun name for an all female Pink Floyd tribute band?
18 - Does it smell good when an Angel farts?
19 - How and where do homeless couples meet?
20 - Every woman I know says they want a guy with a good sense of humor. I'm a comedian. Humor is how I make a living, yet I've been single for two years. Is "good sense of humor" just girl code for "big dick and lots of money"?
Your input is greatly appreciated.
For me, that sound's a bid odd.