No more:
No more cold.
No more rain.
No more achy bones.
No more ick!
I'm sick of winter. It's been long enough. I swear, I'm going to start going to the groundhog's day fesival every year. If that little fucking rat sees his shadow and makes winter last longer on my watch, well, I won't be held responsible for my actions.
Take heed Punxsutawney Phil, I'm coming for you!
I think I need to take some time off of work. Spend a weekend curled up on the floor in front of the heat vent. Sure, it sounds crazy, but try it! It's awesome! It's even better when you use your blanket to trap the heat in with you. It's like slipping into a warm bath... without all the wetness. Go ahead, laugh. I assure you, if you give it a try, you'll be converted.
Drink the heat vent Kool-Aid and become a believer!
No more cold.
No more rain.
No more achy bones.
No more ick!
I'm sick of winter. It's been long enough. I swear, I'm going to start going to the groundhog's day fesival every year. If that little fucking rat sees his shadow and makes winter last longer on my watch, well, I won't be held responsible for my actions.
Take heed Punxsutawney Phil, I'm coming for you!
I think I need to take some time off of work. Spend a weekend curled up on the floor in front of the heat vent. Sure, it sounds crazy, but try it! It's awesome! It's even better when you use your blanket to trap the heat in with you. It's like slipping into a warm bath... without all the wetness. Go ahead, laugh. I assure you, if you give it a try, you'll be converted.
Drink the heat vent Kool-Aid and become a believer!