Well, Turkey Day never fails for me to get a fire call. Dumbass trailer family decided (or maybe thought it was a good idea) to burn their food in the oven. Luckily it didn't get out of control.
PFFT!
PFFT!
rys:
I burnt a house down once. Rather it burnt down of its own accord. It was pretty funny, yes tragic etc, but mostly funny. The fireman tried to kick in the door to the bombproof saferoom out the back in case "it was on fire". Dude, oxygen can't even get in that fucker. Needless to say, he needed first aid on his swollen ankle after his dumbass attempt. I shouldn't have laughed, but I did.