i stole this off analogus's page i did this same on about 5 months ago, but i feel i have grown sufficiently as an individual for this to be interesting. there is probably less swearing in this one so this will show you how mature i am now.
So far who did you talk to the most today?
my beautiful b, maybe my folks and they are beautiful too. er maybe my dog? hhhmmm
What is the best name for a butler?
he might respond best to his first name then he might not spit in your morning coffee...
What is the thing you are picked on most about?
erm me giving up vices and my attitude towards new comers
Whats the weirdest story of one of your scars?
i was playing swords and cracked my head open, i think i'm one of the only people in britain to have had injuries from swords in the last centurary, and thats pretty fucking cool in itself
Do you remember the part from Bambi when Bambi learns to say bear?
no i remember sticking sharp objects into my ears and eyes through that film
What colour is your toothbrush?
well (this is complex), the main part of it is sparkly dark blue with light blue, then there is some silver on it, there is also white and green and there is a brigh light blue light, erm i could have just lied and said pink.
What is your middle name spelled backwards?
ronaele
Can you eat well with chopsticks?.
yes i am the master
What odd things creep you out?
people way too friendly when you meet them.....these people are always the cunts who end up standing over your bed with a knife heavy breathing, or they fuck your boyfriend
What do you do with the hot grease when you're done cooking?
rub it all over my naked body then have tramps lick it off. or just throw it away
How many good friends do you have?
erm in the process of re-evaluating. this is their annual review
What's the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?
erm black pudding maybe? but it's damn tastey
What colour are your socks today?
pink and grey and the other one is black
What is your favourite word starting with "G"?
i'm going with greta
What is the closest object to your left foot?
douvet (apart from sock)
Who is your favourite Golden Girl?
the most golden one
Do you have an inside joke that has to do with numbers?
yes the number rule,
What is the longest amount of hours you have slept in a row?
6 and a half years
How do ugly people make you feel?
this is to do with the number rule and anyone who disagrees with this is probably ugly or socially retarded. erm i'm not explaining it either. god i sound like a bitch.
What are on your walls?
shelves and various artwork i have done and been given
Say two words that rhyme.
dogstits or mans bits (inside joke)
Do you use online tearms in real life?
who doesn't....how would my friends tell if i was actually lmfao,
What do you think people think of you?
dunno ......i think lots of people like me so i think there are a few good traits. erm i'm funny and blunt
Do you think this year will be better than the last?
fuck yeah cause i am going travelling, although i did meet b last year.
Who is the 1st person on your incoming call list and how do you feel about them?
b- i love him lots and lots and i want to squeeze him so tight til his head pops off (his words) (not about himself)
What is the stupidest thing you have ever done?
lots of shit probably spend more money than you will ever earn in a year in a year. ohwell i'm where is started all over again except without a house to show for it. thanks for reminding me. cunty questionnaire
What is your favourite commercial of the moment?
the ones that say "have you had an accident at work or that wasn't your fault, you can claim at twatcunt", everyone loves those don't they, or the ones about consolidatin all your exisiting payments, they make so forfilling
What does it take to make you cry?
when my eyes fill with salty liquid,
What are you looking forward to?
christmas on friday and halloween on saturday........celebrating things allscrewed up cause of travelling, bring on fridays christmas dinner, fuck yeah
Who did you kiss today?
myself in the mirror for at least 16 hours & My mum she is ill and i wanted to catch something, so i don't have to go to work...ha ha!!
What do you like to do when you are alone?
that be a secret, it involves delia smith and my hands and creamy substances.......cooking of course
Who are your 2 favourite characters on Full House?
excuse me what is this drivel you speak of?
What is missing from your life?
money, b, my gran, erm my porsche
Would you be ashamed if you wore hippie clothes?
yes cause then i'd have to dous myself in petrol (gas for all you yanks) and drop a match on myself
Grab the closest book, what does the 7th sentence on the 23rd page say?
erm can't be arsed to move it probably says something like....get a job loser and it would be my diary
When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
dunno 10 or so?
Do you own a Super Nintendo?
No, but i do own a Super card set or a Super monopoly set or a Super sketch book
What do you think of Law and Order SVU?
is it a type of gas guzzeling car that soccer moms drive?
Can you name all 7 dwarfs?
peter, david, jesus, michael schumacher, jiminey cricket, samuel l jackson,
What was the last thing you thought you lost, but ended up finding it?
erm i do this regularly, erm passport
What were you doing at midnight last night?
watching poker championship on telly, that show is awesome
If you had a ball of clay what would you mould it into?
a replica of buckingham palace, in perfect scale with minute detail. or a smiley face
Do you have any famous relatives?
yes, my great grand father x 2 or so named treasure island treasure island, erm my great ?gran was one of the first women is scotland to own a car apart from the queen
Last TV show you watched?
championship poker
Food you ate?
i cooked cod and chips for the family with my secret recipe. it tasted good
Thing you bought?
sweets and coke when i rented ice age 2 (very funny) and lucky number slevern (great)
Thing someone bought you?
a drink and a meal on my boirthday
Thing you laughed at?
ice age two,.
Person that spent the night at your house?
b....apart from the people who live here anyway
Song you sang out loud?
last christmas.....feeling christmassy about friday, i'm making mince pies tomorrow, bet your jealous cause my christmas isn't ruined by fucking stupid adverts.
Time you ate ice cream?
i had ben and jerry's the vanilla one with the rolo type things in it last week.
cunt cunt cunt twat flaps, cunt, fuck face, fuck you, cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
So far who did you talk to the most today?
my beautiful b, maybe my folks and they are beautiful too. er maybe my dog? hhhmmm
What is the best name for a butler?
he might respond best to his first name then he might not spit in your morning coffee...
What is the thing you are picked on most about?
erm me giving up vices and my attitude towards new comers
Whats the weirdest story of one of your scars?
i was playing swords and cracked my head open, i think i'm one of the only people in britain to have had injuries from swords in the last centurary, and thats pretty fucking cool in itself
Do you remember the part from Bambi when Bambi learns to say bear?
no i remember sticking sharp objects into my ears and eyes through that film
What colour is your toothbrush?
well (this is complex), the main part of it is sparkly dark blue with light blue, then there is some silver on it, there is also white and green and there is a brigh light blue light, erm i could have just lied and said pink.
What is your middle name spelled backwards?
ronaele
Can you eat well with chopsticks?.
yes i am the master
What odd things creep you out?
people way too friendly when you meet them.....these people are always the cunts who end up standing over your bed with a knife heavy breathing, or they fuck your boyfriend
What do you do with the hot grease when you're done cooking?
rub it all over my naked body then have tramps lick it off. or just throw it away
How many good friends do you have?
erm in the process of re-evaluating. this is their annual review
What's the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?
erm black pudding maybe? but it's damn tastey
What colour are your socks today?
pink and grey and the other one is black
What is your favourite word starting with "G"?
i'm going with greta
What is the closest object to your left foot?
douvet (apart from sock)
Who is your favourite Golden Girl?
the most golden one
Do you have an inside joke that has to do with numbers?
yes the number rule,
What is the longest amount of hours you have slept in a row?
6 and a half years
How do ugly people make you feel?
this is to do with the number rule and anyone who disagrees with this is probably ugly or socially retarded. erm i'm not explaining it either. god i sound like a bitch.
What are on your walls?
shelves and various artwork i have done and been given
Say two words that rhyme.
dogstits or mans bits (inside joke)
Do you use online tearms in real life?
who doesn't....how would my friends tell if i was actually lmfao,
What do you think people think of you?
dunno ......i think lots of people like me so i think there are a few good traits. erm i'm funny and blunt
Do you think this year will be better than the last?
fuck yeah cause i am going travelling, although i did meet b last year.
Who is the 1st person on your incoming call list and how do you feel about them?
b- i love him lots and lots and i want to squeeze him so tight til his head pops off (his words) (not about himself)
What is the stupidest thing you have ever done?
lots of shit probably spend more money than you will ever earn in a year in a year. ohwell i'm where is started all over again except without a house to show for it. thanks for reminding me. cunty questionnaire
What is your favourite commercial of the moment?
the ones that say "have you had an accident at work or that wasn't your fault, you can claim at twatcunt", everyone loves those don't they, or the ones about consolidatin all your exisiting payments, they make so forfilling
What does it take to make you cry?
when my eyes fill with salty liquid,
What are you looking forward to?
christmas on friday and halloween on saturday........celebrating things allscrewed up cause of travelling, bring on fridays christmas dinner, fuck yeah
Who did you kiss today?
myself in the mirror for at least 16 hours & My mum she is ill and i wanted to catch something, so i don't have to go to work...ha ha!!
What do you like to do when you are alone?
that be a secret, it involves delia smith and my hands and creamy substances.......cooking of course
Who are your 2 favourite characters on Full House?
excuse me what is this drivel you speak of?
What is missing from your life?
money, b, my gran, erm my porsche
Would you be ashamed if you wore hippie clothes?
yes cause then i'd have to dous myself in petrol (gas for all you yanks) and drop a match on myself
Grab the closest book, what does the 7th sentence on the 23rd page say?
erm can't be arsed to move it probably says something like....get a job loser and it would be my diary
When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
dunno 10 or so?
Do you own a Super Nintendo?
No, but i do own a Super card set or a Super monopoly set or a Super sketch book
What do you think of Law and Order SVU?
is it a type of gas guzzeling car that soccer moms drive?
Can you name all 7 dwarfs?
peter, david, jesus, michael schumacher, jiminey cricket, samuel l jackson,
What was the last thing you thought you lost, but ended up finding it?
erm i do this regularly, erm passport
What were you doing at midnight last night?
watching poker championship on telly, that show is awesome
If you had a ball of clay what would you mould it into?
a replica of buckingham palace, in perfect scale with minute detail. or a smiley face
Do you have any famous relatives?
yes, my great grand father x 2 or so named treasure island treasure island, erm my great ?gran was one of the first women is scotland to own a car apart from the queen
Last TV show you watched?
championship poker
Food you ate?
i cooked cod and chips for the family with my secret recipe. it tasted good
Thing you bought?
sweets and coke when i rented ice age 2 (very funny) and lucky number slevern (great)
Thing someone bought you?
a drink and a meal on my boirthday
Thing you laughed at?
ice age two,.
Person that spent the night at your house?
b....apart from the people who live here anyway
Song you sang out loud?
last christmas.....feeling christmassy about friday, i'm making mince pies tomorrow, bet your jealous cause my christmas isn't ruined by fucking stupid adverts.
Time you ate ice cream?
i had ben and jerry's the vanilla one with the rolo type things in it last week.
cunt cunt cunt twat flaps, cunt, fuck face, fuck you, cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
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people way too friendly when you meet them.....these people are always the cunts who end up standing over your bed with a knife heavy breathing, or they fuck your boyfriend"
Umm I have to say that I 100% agree with this statement.
Overly friendly people are compensating for thier low self esteem or lack of intelligence. Or so I have noticed.
(For instance girls over 250 pounds typically are WAY to goddamn friendly. And you know they hate life....)
Ok. Now you probably think I am a total bitch.