well i wen t to get the coach home, i got on it and the bus driver was like hey are you going to keep me company at the front, what can you say "no i'd actually just prefer to watch waterboy on my laptop" well i could of said that but stupidly i didn't. god could that guy talk, he didn't shut up the whole way home then he was like, what are you doing now cause i have a 2 hours off, i made my excuses and left, i met up with carly and introduced her to my mice. then went home dropped my shit off at home and went to the pub, i had ac ouple of drinks then my man came to meet me, we drank some more then headed to the cinema to see jarhead. on the way stopped off at the bottle shop and bought 8 coronas. got to the film a bit late. only to find out it was sold out. GOD DAMN IT!!!!
so we went to the other cinema to watch broke back mountain, we didn't know what it was about but it had jake and heath in it....mmmmm so it got my vote!!
we went in the cinema was pretty full so found two seats and settled down, i got the beers out and spent 15 minutes trying to open the fucking bottle with a lighter which i had convinced vinnie i knew how to open a bottle like that.
it didn't work so i went back to the bottle shop and bought a bottle opener, the dude in the shop was like why don't u=you use a lighter. i was like i know i've been trying for ages but can't open it he was like what about a curb.i said that would be great if i wasn't in a cinema, ooh you snuck them in,
yup so i returned to the film just as they kissed.
fuck yeah whats better than two hot guys kissing who are cowboys and me sat next to a very horney hot guy. fuck anyone who knows me knows thats one of my ultimate fantasies, the best film i've seen this year, for pure knicker wetness!!!
on the whole the night was awesome.
take care guys i'll write you alol back individually when i have time tomorrow. i'm going bowling tonight then to my mates birthday....yay!!!
so we went to the other cinema to watch broke back mountain, we didn't know what it was about but it had jake and heath in it....mmmmm so it got my vote!!
we went in the cinema was pretty full so found two seats and settled down, i got the beers out and spent 15 minutes trying to open the fucking bottle with a lighter which i had convinced vinnie i knew how to open a bottle like that.
it didn't work so i went back to the bottle shop and bought a bottle opener, the dude in the shop was like why don't u=you use a lighter. i was like i know i've been trying for ages but can't open it he was like what about a curb.i said that would be great if i wasn't in a cinema, ooh you snuck them in,
yup so i returned to the film just as they kissed.
fuck yeah whats better than two hot guys kissing who are cowboys and me sat next to a very horney hot guy. fuck anyone who knows me knows thats one of my ultimate fantasies, the best film i've seen this year, for pure knicker wetness!!!
on the whole the night was awesome.
take care guys i'll write you alol back individually when i have time tomorrow. i'm going bowling tonight then to my mates birthday....yay!!!
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Lesson one:
Put lighter butt under lip of bottle cap. Lighter comes in from the front and rests on the index finger, like so
then proceed in a swift snapping action roll lighter hand down bottle hand....and joy joy, fresh cold beer
Now go practice on many many many bottles, until you're pro
hope you well hun