my kids are fucked in the head:
some more lulz i found last night. with apologies to anyone who's seen them already. i've only recently gotten into the habit of trolling youtube for this kinda shit. and i'm sure some of you were watching TV when the first one happened, but i wasn't, so...
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raeof_sunshine:
LoL!
Ya, I had back surgery for the second time on Sept 18th.
Ya, I had back surgery for the second time on Sept 18th.
torieo:
Haha they usually do, I'm a big baby.
BAHAHAHHAHAH @ the last video.
Oh good god thats funny!
BAHAHAHHAHAH @ the last video.
Oh good god thats funny!
kids love Iron Maiden: "Run to the Hills" take two:
both of the gridkids got in on the action this time around:
p.s. - isn't the "still" pose there priceless as well?
both of the gridkids got in on the action this time around:
p.s. - isn't the "still" pose there priceless as well?
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softspokenlies:
i've been alright...a bit on the sad side... but i'm trying to work it out...
how've you been?
how've you been?
torieo:
That is possibly the cutest video I have ever seen.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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tex13:
I found that lots of alcohol works wonders for sleeping last night.
rabidbuttons:
hug
*hands teddy bear*
*hands teddy bear*
wow, am i ever bored waiting for my kids to clean their room...
1.EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?
nope
2.LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
11 years
3.LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
tattoo money
4.EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
probably. haven't owned one for quite a while
5.WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
HA. that's funny. i walk everywhere tho
6.THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?...
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1.EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?
nope
2.LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
11 years
3.LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
tattoo money
4.EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
probably. haven't owned one for quite a while
5.WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
HA. that's funny. i walk everywhere tho
6.THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?...
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torieo:
Bhahahahahahah omg.
I'm surprised that comment your kid made didn't get you stabbed by the sketch bags, thats awesome.
Oh god, you went to high school in Milton?
What a city. hahaha
And you're just jealous of the helmet!
I'm surprised that comment your kid made didn't get you stabbed by the sketch bags, thats awesome.
Oh god, you went to high school in Milton?
What a city. hahaha
And you're just jealous of the helmet!
gridkid2 dished out her best and most post-worthy nugget yet today.
so. we're walking home from school, passing the low-income housing that's situated between here and the school. there's this kid from gridkid1's class in one of the units, playing in the front yard. his mom is standing in the driveway with two pretty sketchy looking dudes, passing something around between them.
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so. we're walking home from school, passing the low-income housing that's situated between here and the school. there's this kid from gridkid1's class in one of the units, playing in the front yard. his mom is standing in the driveway with two pretty sketchy looking dudes, passing something around between them.
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rubyfoo:
that is a classic, so funny, she is awesome, kids just say what they think, what they see, what they smell....
i would be scared if i was them and they saw you, i would imagine you can be quite intimidating in real life if you want to be....
Parents should never, ever smoke weed, or do drugs in front of their kids, or drink excessively, any of those "common sense" things....
I like that you LOL'ed all the way to the end of the street....
i would be scared if i was them and they saw you, i would imagine you can be quite intimidating in real life if you want to be....
Parents should never, ever smoke weed, or do drugs in front of their kids, or drink excessively, any of those "common sense" things....
I like that you LOL'ed all the way to the end of the street....
tex13:
LOL They must know that you are a super-hero in disguise, hence the fear of getting busted.
You will get lots of laughs going down that street from now on.
You will get lots of laughs going down that street from now on.
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cfq:
Hmmm...now imagine your girlie whirlies with speedster powers! 
_void_:
Yeah, it was a damn fine breakfast. Mouth waters just thinking about how tasty it was.
how i accidentally discovered what seems to be a pretty wicked tattoo-healing method:
so I got the lightning bolt done on Sat. Sept. 6. following the sage advice and voice of experience (30 and counting, I think) of harlot, i did nothing for the first two days except wash it with unscented soap and lightly pat it dry.
needless to say by the end...
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so I got the lightning bolt done on Sat. Sept. 6. following the sage advice and voice of experience (30 and counting, I think) of harlot, i did nothing for the first two days except wash it with unscented soap and lightly pat it dry.
needless to say by the end...
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cfq:
lol @ aaamy
i used to always use the brown A&D ointment.
my chest piece was almost all down peeling 4 days after having it done.
It's been less than a week and my arm piece is almost done healing, also, but i didn't use A&D like usual.
it's so weird 'tattoo' stuff....it worked really well...i've never used one of those before.
i tend to heal really fast when i dont run into the ocean like an idiot 2 days later. >.<
i used to always use the brown A&D ointment.
my chest piece was almost all down peeling 4 days after having it done.
It's been less than a week and my arm piece is almost done healing, also, but i didn't use A&D like usual.
it's so weird 'tattoo' stuff....it worked really well...i've never used one of those before.
i tend to heal really fast when i dont run into the ocean like an idiot 2 days later. >.<
torieo:
I swear that shit fixes everything!
I'm not even kidding.
Its like the best thing in the whole fucking world!
....Yeah barrie.... haha.
Toronto is lookin super good right now.
Kinda regret not going there but meh, live and learn right.
I'm not even kidding.
Its like the best thing in the whole fucking world!
....Yeah barrie.... haha.
Toronto is lookin super good right now.
Kinda regret not going there but meh, live and learn right.
finally a post-worthy nugget from gridkid2 (we'll probably be seeing more of these what with gridkid1 being in school now)
so, yesterday i'm washing peely skin off the colored lightning bolt over the bathroom sink. she comes in, climbs on the toilet seat next to me and stands up to watch.
"why are you washing your lightning bolt?"
"because honey, while it's healing the skin...
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so, yesterday i'm washing peely skin off the colored lightning bolt over the bathroom sink. she comes in, climbs on the toilet seat next to me and stands up to watch.
"why are you washing your lightning bolt?"
"because honey, while it's healing the skin...
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cfq:
I love reading your blogs.
They crack me up and I know I'm going to have a huge smile.
TY!
I love reading your blogs.
They crack me up and I know I'm going to have a huge smile.
TY!
darke:
yeah, loves me some Henry. Haven't missed a spoken word tour in several years. I don't know if you've heard his short album called Eric the Pilot, but I was one of the student organizers for the Carbondale show he talks about being late to... that was the first time I saw him speak.
They look awesome