skryche

Maybe you're not grumpy, just haughty?

You haven't seen me orwuvmonki for over a week!

sunday lunch in the local wine bar is quite acceptable. it's the decision to fall into the pub next door and carry on for the rest of the day which is usually my downfall. (emphasis on down and fall.)

Anyone here been to Amityville? I have I can show you the house if you ever want to see it...

I don't care if it hurts... I wanna have control...

Too bad you aren't coming out tonight but I can definitely relate. I'm going to try my damnedest to keep the drinking at a minimum (I've got wuvmonki keeping my company in that regard). As for the fight thing... god, I seriously don't understand it. K2 thinks I attract weirdness - I'd have to agree with that. People just feel like they need to say or do weird shit to me when I'm around. It's an interesting sociological phenomenon - I'll bet I could get a publication out of it.

I wouln't be caught dead doing britney on Karaoke.

You should totally sing Naughty Girls need love too by Samantha Fox. That would rule.

Our friend Rusty likes to sing Manic Monday~ Metalica style. Whenever I start bombing (which is rare) I totally switch the song into Metalica mode and it cracks the crowd up.

Scream in a gruff voice kinda fast ~ Just another Manic Monday! Pause and Scream again~ Wish it were Sunday!

Lucky Ducky

The nazi girl reminds me of all the backbiters my girlfriend used to know back in university when she was enrolled in the drama program: I'd never seen so many stupid people who fancied themselves intelligent, and cruel people who saw themselves as kind.

According to your teacher's description, you and I are the same person.

What can I say? Nerds cluster.

[Edited on Mar 01, 2004 2:22PM]

Ha! It could have been a lot worse. I'm pretty sure my product is "wiseass - attracts psychotic women and big dumb guys who want to kick his ass."

I know- those thumbnails are tiny too.
I insert them in my pics and blow em up- but obviously you can't do that with all of em.

Heres the one I was talking about
that I love:
Mermaid/Pisces

PS- I love the tabloids here. LOL

im a gillete mach 3 guy myself, but i wish i could find that hilarious onion article about the 5 blade razor. sooo hilarious.

Sean will not buy mach 3 blades over here in Ireland. If you think they are expensive in the states, you should check out the price here. It's freakin nutts!
I'm picking him up a few things when I go to California. He's kinda frugal.(when it comes to some things) He's been sporting a well trimmed beard to cut down on having to buy Mach 3's.

Yankee Candles are the best smelling candles in the world. In my opinion. They are a northern thing but you can find small stores in some southern states. Most people in alot of other states buy their candles at Hallmark. They're the best.
If you've never tried em~ you guys should make a special trip to one of the bigger stores. I think you should check out Sage and Citrus~ It's awesome. It's a Sage colored candle.
My favorite one is called Storm Watch but some people might think it's a little strong.
You should definately check em out. I bet Vyeseleph knows what Yankee Candles are.
They are great mood boosters. Love em!

xoxox
Elle

i got the 10 year thing. it triggered my 9 year comment. the picture was just cuteness

pop quiz: do i buy a much needed new Powerbook, or travel to NY for a much needed break?

answers to the usual journal, kids.

I like the new pic.

the crackhead down the block on canal st. claims to be the father, but then again so does the heroine addict on st. marks. so your guess is as good as mine.

var $child;

$mother = $child + 21;

$mother + 6 = ($child + 6)*5;

$child + 21 + 6 = 5*$child + 30;

$child + 27 = 5*$child + 30;

$child = -3/4;

so if the child is -3/4 years old, then the dad is......

Holy shit - I wasn't being serious when I said you guys should go to Daniel! It's supposed to be amazing, but it's SO EXPENSIVE. Dear god. You should have told me you were going - one of my friends from high school works in the kitchen there and has promised to hook up whoever I send with extra stuff. Oh well, glad to hear that you had a good dinner and anniversary, anyway.

maxflava said on February 25, 2004 03:27 PM Please tell it wasn't the same velvet jacket you wore 10 years ago!
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I think that woulda been fine. ???? What?

Straight boys that wear velvet are hawt! (I'd probably turn my head at half the gay guys wearing velvet as well) I went out the other night with my American gal pals and one of their Internet friends showed up wearing a velvet shirt. We couldn't stop touching his arms. He was such a perfect gentleman. I was surprised they met the guy on yahoo. Very nice boy. His shirt was my favorite color too. Eggplant. Whoot.