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beaky:
Dammit indeed... wait, I don't even have Borders in sucky ass Guatemala
ginny:
That's what I was afraid of....
Dear Door Manufacturers:
Please stop putting bars on both sides of the door*. Bar means pull, panel means push. No exceptions! I don't care if bars look better.
Your friend,
skryche
* - unless the door swings both ways.
Please stop putting bars on both sides of the door*. Bar means pull, panel means push. No exceptions! I don't care if bars look better.
Your friend,
skryche
* - unless the door swings both ways.
boxofficepoison:
I feel less dumb for being confused by this sometimes myself.
By the by, Jimmy Corrigna smartest kid on Earth.
YES!
Happy new years.
By the by, Jimmy Corrigna smartest kid on Earth.
YES!
Happy new years.
raulbnuttz:
Happy New Year!!!
You know what seems like a good idea but isn't? Putting eggnog in iced coffee.
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dogslife:
You know what seems like a good idea, and really is a good idea?
Making pancakes from scratch, but substituting eggnog for milk.
Making pancakes from scratch, but substituting eggnog for milk.
broadwaybee:
I'm having a hell of a time trying to find Silk SoyNog.
What is it called when somebody decides to stop changing? People seem to do that, every so often. They somehow take a look at their life and decide, that's it. And they settle down into the track they've set for themselves and just drift for a while, with every apparent intention of doing it the rest of their lives.
Every once in a while,...
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Every once in a while,...
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legionnaire:
It is rather scary, I have to admit. I've seen it too - it's like a little part of someone dies when that happens. It's complacency, I suppose, like freyja said. Or maybe we could idealize it and say that they've attained some Buddhist level of separation from daily woes that gives them to ability to not care at all.... but I doubt it. I think it's more laziness, the familiarity of routine and the mild sort of comfor that comes from that.
Anyway, have a great holiday, and I'm looking forward to Tuesday!
Anyway, have a great holiday, and I'm looking forward to Tuesday!
I was sitting in the office, when I suddenly got a craving for a cookie. It's been happening a lot lately. A cookie, and a hot cup of coffee. Mmmm.
But here's the thing: I'd already had a cup of coffee today. And I'm well-rested – any caffeine would just upset my stomach and might even agitate me. And it's not particularly good for me...
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But here's the thing: I'd already had a cup of coffee today. And I'm well-rested – any caffeine would just upset my stomach and might even agitate me. And it's not particularly good for me...
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unnecessaryz:
Dude, anything can happen between that line and the teller. What's dumb is thinking that I would have shaved precious seconds from my transaction had I scribbled my name out before hand. The only people hurting for that kind of time are struggling to decide between cutting the red or green wire.
heartyou:
How can you say that?? He was my soul mate!
Tired. Time to cook some delicious dinner (cauliflower au gratin, dandelion greens & lentils, melon for dessert) & cuddle up in front of the warm glow of the television.
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heartyou:
You're missing some meat in your diet.
unnecessaryz:
November 20th, 2004: Travel log
1:30 PM - Left house and headed to train station.
1:45 PM - Arrived at train station and began waiting.
2:00 PM - Loudspeaker announcement informing us that. Manhattan bound local service has been suspended and we must take Forrest Hills bound train back five stops to catch Manhattan express.
2:15 PM - Forrest Hills bound train arrives.
2:20 PM - Arrive at express stop.
2:25 PM - Leave express stop.
2:30 PM - Imformed that R train is traveling on F track. Change at Queens Plaza for regular R train. I have to change at 42nd for the 1/9, so I transfer.
2:50 PM - Leave Queens Plaza with the unconscious desire to hit something.
3:00 PM - While waiting on stopped train somewhere between Queens and Manhattan, announcement informs us that no downtown train will be stopping at 42nd street and that we should transfer at 34th street for uptown trains to 42nd street. I actually DO hit something.
3:20 PM - Arrive at 34th street and walk to Penn Station to catch 1/9.
3:30 PM - Arrive at Houston stop just in time to realize that there's no point trying to make your show anymore. Too pissed to do anything but walk over to Broadway and by myself some new pants.
This is what I get for waiting until the last minute.
1:30 PM - Left house and headed to train station.
1:45 PM - Arrived at train station and began waiting.
2:00 PM - Loudspeaker announcement informing us that. Manhattan bound local service has been suspended and we must take Forrest Hills bound train back five stops to catch Manhattan express.
2:15 PM - Forrest Hills bound train arrives.
2:20 PM - Arrive at express stop.
2:25 PM - Leave express stop.
2:30 PM - Imformed that R train is traveling on F track. Change at Queens Plaza for regular R train. I have to change at 42nd for the 1/9, so I transfer.
2:50 PM - Leave Queens Plaza with the unconscious desire to hit something.
3:00 PM - While waiting on stopped train somewhere between Queens and Manhattan, announcement informs us that no downtown train will be stopping at 42nd street and that we should transfer at 34th street for uptown trains to 42nd street. I actually DO hit something.
3:20 PM - Arrive at 34th street and walk to Penn Station to catch 1/9.
3:30 PM - Arrive at Houston stop just in time to realize that there's no point trying to make your show anymore. Too pissed to do anything but walk over to Broadway and by myself some new pants.
This is what I get for waiting until the last minute.
Tonight is opening night.
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waxangel:
Legs! Broken! You! Yes!
boxofficepoison:
you've got already got more broken legs here than you have actual legs, I'll start on the arms, break an arm.
Good look though.
Good look though.
It's never too early to start planning.
So... how does one go about starting a civil war, anyway? Are there forms to fill out?
So... how does one go about starting a civil war, anyway? Are there forms to fill out?
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sweetbuns:
where do i sign up?!? 
jakelafrontiere:
You're talkin' bout a war betwixt the states there, pardner!
For my next body modification, I will need to procure a tiny jackscrew. I shall apply it between my jaws each day, thereby eventually enabling it to open considerably wider. The intended result will be to allow me to eat larger sandwiches in fewer bites.
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ginny:
Good to know. Can I use you as a reference in case of trouble?
Uh, yeah. A guy on an internet porn site told me....
Uh, yeah. A guy on an internet porn site told me....
minsc_and_boo:
now thats a good idea!
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unnecessaryz:
Soon the magic coins of the shadow realm will be mine!
geekgurl:
I actually prefer macgurl and tried to get that originally as my email address but it was already taken. That's why I used macgrrl instead. I like the double entrendre of url as in the url of a website.
Alas, she has gone to California. Aw! Lonely!
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wuvmonki:
:0(
legionnaire:
Sucks. You keeping yourself busy? When am I going to see you in Variety?