Hi everybody! It's been a looong time since I was last on. In that time nothing much has happened. Aside from me being a goob and thinking up new You Might Be A Redneck If jokes. My favorite one so far is "If Hurricane Katrina was the first time you had running water...You might be a redneck." or a slight lamer one, "If you think NASCAR should be an Olympic event...You might be a redneck." Here's a pervy one, "If you think skeet shooting requires a dirty magazine and some lotion...You might be a redneck." I hope you enjoyed these I much as I do. 