skimmer311

Hi everybody! It's been a looong time since I was last on. In that time nothing much has happened. Aside from me being a goob and thinking up new You Might Be A Redneck If jokes. My favorite one so far is "If Hurricane Katrina was the first time you had running water...You might be a redneck." or a slight lamer one, "If you think...
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You know this is how I feel sometimes.

I was thinking today that if Kurt Cobain were still here today would we still be listening to grunge music? Would gangsta rap even exsist? I sure hope gangsta rap wouldn't have come along. I can tell you one thing gangsta rap gets old real quick. It's nothing but the same thing over and over and over and over! But rock music never gets old....
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I just was thinking to myself that my life isn't getting any more entertaining, so why not add a homorous blog to make not only me feel happy, but you the reader as well plus make the states roads department feel as if they were forced to jack-off in public around nude feminists.

<a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:338"><img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/338.jpg" border="0"><br />Country road warning side</a> (from <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/">CollegeHumor</a>

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Hi guys! So I've been thinking to myself lately and have decided that my only goal in my life is to get a girlfriend. That and move to Portland, Ore. where there are more of my type of people. And Mary of course. Hey, it'll probably be a cold day in hell before I even meet her, but I am ready for the stormy weather....
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You all wouldn't beleave what song I heard on the radio today. Of course I do have Sirius Satelite Radio. It was Tarzan Boy by Baltimora. If you don't have a clue of what I'm talking about remember back to the late eighties and early nineties. There was a Listerine commercial that used this song. If you still don't remember as always I come through...
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So I was cruisin' the ol' innernet (that's how we pronounce it) and suddenly got a thirst for some good old fashion Nirvana. I thought to myself, why don't I share the love with everyone? So here's one of my favorite Nirvana songs: "Breed."

Like I always say...FUCK THE BULLSHIT!!!!!!

Just in case y'all didn't know I am a big time skimboard fanatic. Although I'm not very good I still enjoy the sport. Take a look at these guys in action, they're absolutely bogus!