i am moving to east village in 22 days... im packing up all my shit in my huge 2 bedroom apartment preparing to move it all into my medium sized 1 bedroom. therefore i am creating a mountain of Shit I Don't Want Anymore in here, and it disgusts me.
my new boss threatened to throw away the fish tank in the office and flush...
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fenchurch:
PPS - "Hcruhcnef" sounds like smoker's cough.
jenya:
dude, you met my hero, Wesley Willis, you are supercool
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ghostdance:
thats fuckin awesome.
zaftigg:
did I tell you about the buckethead video I saw at the res fest? reworked hieronymous bosch artwork. hot cup of fuckin fatty fat lovin.
suck it. cl0ck
suck it. cl0ck
My rad Chrismassukah:
Channukah dinner with my mom, and rad photographer cousin.
Getting most of the way out of a six month financial hole.
The most awesomist of awesome nonshiksa ladies, Fenchurch sends me a badass care package in a dinosaur box.
Being on vacation this week.
Got some cool loot including, but not limited to: Space Ghost C2C vol. 1 & 2 DVD sets,...
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Channukah dinner with my mom, and rad photographer cousin.
Getting most of the way out of a six month financial hole.
The most awesomist of awesome nonshiksa ladies, Fenchurch sends me a badass care package in a dinosaur box.
Being on vacation this week.
Got some cool loot including, but not limited to: Space Ghost C2C vol. 1 & 2 DVD sets,...
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arina:
tofuturkey? The christmas Story is my bros favorite movie ...so I also did the marathon...thought id say hello ...have a great New Year 
arina:
oh by the way nice ink & the goggles rock ! 
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ilovemikehunt:
i went to church the other day... wow.
olsen:
It's good.....I don't get out as much as I should, but I'm broke.....I'll be a lot happier when I get a full-time job sorted. For now, I'm in social heaven and financial hell....
i need to get the fuck away.
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olsen:
moved? I moved Months ago......
olsen:
aha.
Memo: Olsen is now in Chicago.
Well actually I'm now in Arizona. Soon in Chile. But Chicago is my "home...."
Memo: Olsen is now in Chicago.
Well actually I'm now in Arizona. Soon in Chile. But Chicago is my "home...."
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fenchurch:
I'm workin on it.
And either your cat's head is enormous or yours is very tiny. I'm really hoping it's both.
And either your cat's head is enormous or yours is very tiny. I'm really hoping it's both.
fenchurch:
And my grammar craze is sweeping the nation!
Rock!
Rock!
this is a reverse summary of the last two hours of my night
OMGWTFLOLZ111 said:
FIRE IN THE BREAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKKA
OMGWTFLOLZ111 said:
SIRE IN THE SISXO
OMGWTFLOLZ111 said:
TREMENODOUS HIGH GVOLLLATAGE!!!! WHWN WE TOCH,,, WEHN WE KISS WHEN E TOCH STARTING FIRES
OMGWTFLOLZ111 said:
REAMMENDOUS I SEEM
OMGWTFLOLZ111 said:
TREMEMMEENDOUS FDIIIIFFFICYKLTY QWITH MY KIUFE STYLE
OMGWTFLOLZ111 said:
CHCHCHCHCHCHCHCHHCHCAKHAKAKAHN
OMGWTFLOLZ111 said:
SDPDMT CVHHHHHHHH ANNNAKAH HAHAHAH KGIVE ME...
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bluevalentine:
*makes mental note about dancing around like a retard to hot latin beats in an attempt to make you luv me*
gadget:
to bad, this robot is cute.
fenchurch:
NEVER FORGET THE MIRACLE OF THE HANUKKAH POO
NEVER FORGET THE MIRACLE OF THE HANUKKAH POO
fenchurch:
You'd better fucking be alive tomorrow
I don't want to have to find a new favorite person
I don't want to have to find a new favorite person
fenchurch:
OMG UR RITE!
The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool.
They lay. They rotted. They turned
Around occassionally.
Bits of flesh dropped off them from
Time to time.
And sank into the pool's mire.
They also smelt a great deal
They lay. They rotted. They turned
Around occassionally.
Bits of flesh dropped off them from
Time to time.
And sank into the pool's mire.
They also smelt a great deal
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fenchurch:
Dude.
I am so jealous that you thought of that first.
I always wanted some sort of identifiable foot note to all of my internet gibberings, and "xoxo" is sooo five minutes ago.
Is that the poem by Douglas Adams' roommate in college?
I am so jealous that you thought of that first.
I always wanted some sort of identifiable foot note to all of my internet gibberings, and "xoxo" is sooo five minutes ago.
Is that the poem by Douglas Adams' roommate in college?
fenchurch:
Well seeing as your the connoisseur of things that I did not believe to be on DVD that are in fact on DVD, if you want to point me in the direction of the untainted versions on DVD with special features, I would be more than happy to replace them. And they'd better come in a pretty silver or gold collectible box, too.
For some reason the first male variation of harlot that comes to mind is "mongoose."
So I'm gonna go with it.
For some reason the first male variation of harlot that comes to mind is "mongoose."
So I'm gonna go with it.
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
This has made a lot of people angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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fenchurch:
That's the angle I'm pushing.
PS - Your comments are all pink because they are from me, therefore you are gay.
PS - Your comments are all pink because they are from me, therefore you are gay.
fenchurch:
You wish.
I hope you're finding things to put in my box.
Heh heh heh heh heh.