My sleeve is a mess...
that'll work out, except maybe only later. But maybe I don't know. Either way, I am sure.
that'll work out, except maybe only later. But maybe I don't know. Either way, I am sure.
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My name is mud dauber wasp.
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gadget:
meh, i'm actually a cunt.
lucks:
i am sneaky and devious that way sometimes. something has to make up for my oafishness.
Another common mistake is to ignore or rule out data which do not support the hypothesis. Ideally, the experimenter is open to the possibility that the hypothesis is correct or incorrect. Sometimes, however, a scientist may have a strong belief that the hypothesis is true (or false), or feels internal or external pressure to get a specific result. In that case, there may be a...
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noir:
Oh, and talking about things of little consequence when MY LIFE IS FALLING APART is a little difficult. So sorry I can't entertain you, but I'm a little worried about things like...oh...paying my mortgage and stuff.
noir:
False optimism to cheer myself up. I didn't think I was that convincing.
Do bees have knees?
Do bees have knees?
Ani ohev chayot, az ani lo ochel otam.
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noir:
That's perceptive. Actually, it may be as you're only the second one to mention it.
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Excuse me for being in a terrible mood.
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Excuse me for being in a terrible mood.
noir:
I'm aware of that as well. But you're the first one who's said anything about it. It's on my wishlist because the libraries don't carry it.
What? Do you want a cookie or something?
What? Do you want a cookie or something?
I like girls.
Wow. Last night was purely fucking awesome. Almost every single one of my friends came, and the ones that did not had very good reasons not to. It was odd looking around the room at groups of people from nearly every era of my life, many of whom had never met each other. It's too bad that more intermingling between groups didn't go on. I...
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fenchurch:
DUDE so now I know.
ilovemikehunt:
see, i stopped believing your birthday claims, and didn't know it was actually happening.
well, happy birthday.
who's the girl? i so want details! DETAILSDFW!$!@2$#124!@#!@1121211five.
well, happy birthday.
who's the girl? i so want details! DETAILSDFW!$!@2$#124!@#!@1121211five.
Now I'm in business.
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odette:
Happy Birthday!!!!! 
crackrockcolin:
its my birthday too you fucker. happy birthday
15 minnits, I'm an old man.
sarcasticmenace:
You're gonna be 90!!! 
Oh shit, your party is tonight, isn't it? HAVE A FANFUCKINGTASTIC TIME.
Oh shit, your party is tonight, isn't it? HAVE A FANFUCKINGTASTIC TIME.
Psssshht....
I hate haircut talk.
I like coffee.
I hate pet hair.
I like birthday.
I hate anal retentive paranoid cocaine junkie bosses.
I like minimoogs.
I hate hipsters. Get a fucking proper haircut. Bangs in your face is the new mullet. "Tell your barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole"
Somebody move to Chicago and start a restaurant with me.
I hate haircut talk.
I like coffee.
I hate pet hair.
I like birthday.
I hate anal retentive paranoid cocaine junkie bosses.
I like minimoogs.
I hate hipsters. Get a fucking proper haircut. Bangs in your face is the new mullet. "Tell your barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole"
Somebody move to Chicago and start a restaurant with me.
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sarcasticmenace:
I can't stop playing with my dick. No one else wants to play with it!!!
elizagirl:
word to the Wesley Willis.
I have a headache. Ibes, ice, and water are not making it go away.
My dog likes the top of her butt scratched. She marches in place and makes noises that sound like a cross between The Predator and a sea lion.
My cat and dog insist on being in the bathroom, staring at me while I poop. Someday I would like to be able...
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My dog likes the top of her butt scratched. She marches in place and makes noises that sound like a cross between The Predator and a sea lion.
My cat and dog insist on being in the bathroom, staring at me while I poop. Someday I would like to be able...
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noir:
Thank you!
Paragraphs 2-4 are the same for me -- except for the twenty years bit.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): A young goth woman was weaving her bicycle through heavy traffic. She was talking on a cell phone with her left hand and smoking a cigarette with her right. Watching from my Honda, I marveled at how well she maneuvered without the guiding influence of her hands on the handlebars. I stopped next to her at a red light, and was further impressed when she pulled out a candy bar and a small book of poems by Charles Baudelaire. For a minute or so, she smoked, ate, read, and chatted on her phone. Just before the light changed, I leaned out the window and said, "You're not a Gemini, are you?" "Yeah," she replied. "Of course. How did you know?" I knew because not only are you the zodiac's best multitasker, you're also at the very peak of your ability to do five things at once.
I guess telling you something like that doesn't really lend any new insight into the matter -- even if it is true.
Paragraphs 2-4 are the same for me -- except for the twenty years bit.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): A young goth woman was weaving her bicycle through heavy traffic. She was talking on a cell phone with her left hand and smoking a cigarette with her right. Watching from my Honda, I marveled at how well she maneuvered without the guiding influence of her hands on the handlebars. I stopped next to her at a red light, and was further impressed when she pulled out a candy bar and a small book of poems by Charles Baudelaire. For a minute or so, she smoked, ate, read, and chatted on her phone. Just before the light changed, I leaned out the window and said, "You're not a Gemini, are you?" "Yeah," she replied. "Of course. How did you know?" I knew because not only are you the zodiac's best multitasker, you're also at the very peak of your ability to do five things at once.
I guess telling you something like that doesn't really lend any new insight into the matter -- even if it is true.
sarcasticmenace:
My cat likes to weave in and out between my legs while I poop. 
that's all I could think of because I have no sense of anything.
I love it when people say "i'm in a mood" or some derivative.
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