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cock monday prize announcement. i'm going to go through and rate everyone that participated and answer their questions, then figure out who won. yay.

cock player #1: Kayla
part 1. oh my she put up nudie pictures. and pretty much anytime 660 mentions cock, the correct answer should involve female nudity as in breasts or vaginas. so this is a great answer. but then you said, give me the cock for my shame!. i don't think you should be ashamed so i'm going to have to take a point away for that. so you score a:
-9
part 2. answer to part 2 is T. you said it was above king, so i'll give you that as correct.
-10
part 3. Why are cocks so damn beautiful? Couldn't they make them ugly so I wouldn't want em so bad So tell me, Why did cock creator extrordinaire make them so fucking awesome.

trust me some cocks are pretty scary looking, but a lot of them are pretty magnificent as well. so let's all praise the cock and go out and enjoy one tonight.
-8
TOTAL: 27

cock player #2: Ginger
part 1: HOTT you deserve the cock. i understand your pain and feel the cock can ease your sorrows. BUT....yes cocks can be enjoyed at all states of erection and flaccidity, cocks are best served hott and hard.
-9
part 2: correct
-10
part 3: 660, i was wondering, if you look at the cock too long and someone slaps you on the back will you turn gay?
660 hasn't turned gay yet...um. but who knows.
-6
TOTAL: 25 + 2 (sg's get an extra 2 points for being sg's, its just how it works)

cock player #3: notapervert
part1: omg what an answer. everyone should go back and read it.
-10
part2: um you mentioned tits and you said cock is king and more than that so that counts.
-10
part3: jesus what a great question. and you mentioned disney characters, jacking off, and you used a pun. the answer would be, jesus, cause i say so.
-10
total: 30

cock player #4: BigDirtyS
part1. i've heard about your cock mr S. you dont have anything to worry about. i don't think a dvd of cock will help you improve, im just going to have to give you a personal lesson instead. so we are just going to throw out this answer and discuss this part personally ok. =]
-n/a
part2. t+a = yay. we'll talk about this later.
-n/a
part3. What animal has a cock shaped like a corkscrew? bulls
What animal has a two-headed cock? jesus, i have no idea. is it a rooster?
How large is the worlds largest cock and what species does it belong to? whales, but i dont know how large it is.
How much cock can a cockcock cock if a cockcock could cock cock? it just wants your cock bigdirtys.
-n/a

cock player #5: Evie
haiku for evie cock friday haiku
cocks come in all shapes
but mostly the shaft type shape
with a round type head

question for 660: do you like your cock medium rare, rare, or well done????
i actually stopped eating the meat awhile ago. sorry kids.

cockplayer #6: Flick
part1. tasting cock is a good thing. sometimes. unless you get those funny tasting ones where the guy is some hippie who doesnt shower. so make him shower. and yes, you should get a new dildo and some new cock. good luck.
-6
part2. yes COCK IS KING, bow down to it. good answer. ill give you a bonus point for that one
-11
part3. is it possible to have too much cock? well yes and no. the obvious answer is no. so we'll just leave it at that.
-5
TOTAL: 22 + 2 = 24

cockplayer #7: catboner
part1. im sorry to inform you that there is no after life. =[ just cock. so go out and get all the cock you can while you are still alive. there is no cock in heaven. let me repeat, THERE IS NO COCK IN HEAVEN. carry on.
-6
part2. ooh. i really think we should elect cock for president and king. UP WITH COCK!!!
-10
part3. have you ever had dreams involving the cock? if so which were the most entertaining and which were the most frightening?
oh god have i. but i can't repeat them on this public forum. and they would be too long and hard and detailed to reproduce here.
-8
TOTAL: 24

cockplayer #8: thirtyseven
part1. oh bad answer. but thats ok, we still love you. go out and get some cock today.
-0
part2. sorry cock is king.
-0
part3. how many different ladies has your cock been in? round up.
if i round up, quite a bit, i believe i can say that my cock has been in 37.
-10
TOTAL: 10

cockplayer #9: BabyBeezer
part1. well beezer, it is ok to be a lesbian and still love the cock. look at me. i'm a lesbian and i love the cock. it can happen.
-7
part2. correct
-10
part3. why can't I have a cock too?
you do, you got me, yay.
-7
TOTAL: 24

yay so thats it. notapervert got a perfect score of 30, congrats to him, but he doesn't win cause he already has a cock and it seems that he knows a lot about the cock as well. he wins a different prize, which i promise im going to send him sometime soon. but no cock for notapervert. and he hasn't shown me his boobs so tuff luck buddy. and the winner is.........it's a tie Kayla and Ginger. yay for them. i'll see if i can find 2 cock dvds to send out. thanks to everyone who played, and look forward to more cock friday goodness. AND REMEMBER....GO OUT AND GET SOME COCK TODAY!!!!!