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my boyfriend is sitting here downloading pirate MP3s. How ironic. Pirated pirate songs. It did bring me back to a nice Monkey Island moment, however. Oh Guybrush Threepwood. I can still remember that thing with the bird and the fish and the tippy board in the beginning, you pixellated studmuffin.

GIGGETY GIGGETY:
my butt is now in Italian PHOTO, the magazine. may it live long and prosper.

Notice that Michele my darling agent does NOT send me actual pictures of the layout, knowing in a wise romance-language sort of way that we all look ten pounds fatter in print.


and toronto has yielded me a wealth of new clothing, including the "your swallow tattoos are now on a shirt, you!" t-shirt and the Little Sergeant's Drummer Boy jacket. I like to imagine that a Chinese woman wore it circa 1973.


hey look! it's OLD-TIMEY PHOTO TIME.
pretend i'm going off to fight in the civil war and this is our last chance to save the plantation....WITH AMOUR.


"Well, it ain't going to suck itself!"


little drummer boy takes requests!
"Analingus? Could you hum it for me, sir?"


even my shirt is internet hardcore happy fun gameshow. Notice the placement of the birds' beaks! Caliente!