Yesterday, i had a most eventful day.
It began, auspicuously enough, with my being picked up at the glamorous local Blockbusters c.10:30 AM by the lovely Bailey-Fuckin'-Maxwell, mainly because we know of no other salient Massachusetts landmarks. Really.
Then we whirled away in a plume of coffee and Diet Dr. Pepper, pausing approximately every thirty feet for me to void my bladder. I am the road-trip haxor-master.
The talented gregmunro then took a set --of Bailey-- which was so literally awe inspiring that i metaphorically voided my bladder at least seven more times. You will laugh, you will cry, you will think of the children and fall in love (hopefully not with "the children.")
We also did some stuff which was very cold. Oh so cold. And then i failed miserably to impress anyone by completely Hoovering at pool at our favorite local dive-bar. It was wicked awesome.
I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THE SET. Mr. Munro, i await with baited breath the results in zipped form for me to drool over.
edit: p.s.: self-love was more of a positive nurturing Dr-Phil-Thinks-You're-Beautiful-Even-If-You-DO-Have-a-Harelip sort of entry. Although the "egg" and i are still "coming before the chicken," if you really want the age-old question put "to bed" for "good."
It began, auspicuously enough, with my being picked up at the glamorous local Blockbusters c.10:30 AM by the lovely Bailey-Fuckin'-Maxwell, mainly because we know of no other salient Massachusetts landmarks. Really.
Then we whirled away in a plume of coffee and Diet Dr. Pepper, pausing approximately every thirty feet for me to void my bladder. I am the road-trip haxor-master.
The talented gregmunro then took a set --of Bailey-- which was so literally awe inspiring that i metaphorically voided my bladder at least seven more times. You will laugh, you will cry, you will think of the children and fall in love (hopefully not with "the children.")
We also did some stuff which was very cold. Oh so cold. And then i failed miserably to impress anyone by completely Hoovering at pool at our favorite local dive-bar. It was wicked awesome.
I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THE SET. Mr. Munro, i await with baited breath the results in zipped form for me to drool over.
edit: p.s.: self-love was more of a positive nurturing Dr-Phil-Thinks-You're-Beautiful-Even-If-You-DO-Have-a-Harelip sort of entry. Although the "egg" and i are still "coming before the chicken," if you really want the age-old question put "to bed" for "good."
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Vintage dresses? oooo I know some goooood places. we can drop the boys off at some guitar shop, or, er, something. perhaps we can just leave them to figure out how the heck to shake hands. or maybe by that time they'll be madly in love and trying to move on to bigger and better things.
in that case, maybe we should stay to watch.
i have complied of list of cool places to take pictures (nerd, i know); vee vill have to choose ze best and go to zem. take your pick: markets, streets, parks, the city high high atop of the cn tower, the ol' alma mater, the harbour. I made a mental note of something else when i was driving home today and now i've lost it. hmmmmm. oh and it was a good one.
My hostly heart is rent (or is it leased? my accountant's more abstruse than Faulkner--actually, he is Faulkner--who needs to hire a CPA when you've got the greatest hits of American lit at 30% off!) to know that watching stupid TV numbers among your desires, for though I own the appliance, I do not have the service. Would you settle instead for laughing at my CD collection?
[Edited on May 05, 2004 3:47PM]