Friday Sep 05, 2003

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spooge.

it's amazing how fun it is to append/prepend/mid-pend (???) the word "tits" into any common household phrase. especially when yelling from a car at infirm granny drivers.

examples:
"Buckingham titty palace!!!"
"Abraham-tits-on-a-Lincoln!"
"LEARN TO DRIIIIIIVE, you TIT-BLASTING COSMONAUT!!!"

now you try!!

i'm thinking of quitting my job. it's driven me to drink Redbull.

also, there are HUGE FUCKING SPIDERS in the display window, zipping fearlessly up and down like an erstwhile, eight-legged Erica Jong. for this pain i am being compensated $50 a day post-taxes. oho, no.

it also completely saps me of the creativity and will to do anything remotely productive during my "days off." mainly i eat muffins and watch DVDs of HBO shows. talk about your taffy-pulling titmice.
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trismegistus:
OH. I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING.

You talked Ulysses is mei's thing... and you stay in MASS, right... well last April I ran a footrace, a 10K, in Dedham ("Historic, suburban Dedham"), and the race was THIS:

http://www.ramble.org/

It was way fun= the runners cheered for the readers! but the readers were kinda lame... maybe because it was raining -i don't know- but some of them were just not very into it. Next time I participate I want to be a reader instead of a runner... because I will TOTALLY get INTO it.......

"rrrrrrrrrrrrriverrunnnnn, friends- Yes! riverrrrrunnn...."

biggrin

[Edited on Sep 08, 2003]
mei:
your journal entry is awesome. and you are awesome too. thank you for the desktop - it's phenomenal and wonderful. it makes me happy! this set seems to lend itself to desktops much better. i imagined myself as "miss gold" when i was looking at the desktop. miss kennedy.

kiss

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