sirloins's SuicideGirls Blog

I can feel that my binge drinking is taking it's toll. My mind feels slower sometimes.

I told myself I wouldn't drink last night, that I would be the driver. Instead I got so drunk I had to go back to the car early and pass out.

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polaris:

i feel the exact way many times.

Mar 27, 2006

nexttuesday:

awww youre all protective of me thats sweet

im glad i saw the thread it made me smile big

Mar 27, 2006

So I'm completely stressed. Well, not really, but hear me out.

Ok, so one of the patrons of the Happy Rock is a fella named Jay. J is getting married next weekend and it was put upon me to do his bachelor party. Thing is, I only know J from the Happy Rock really. I never talk to him during the week. He is a...
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nexttuesday:

*puts her hands on your shoulders*

Calm down Spazzy Mcgee. Find alcohol and girls willing to get nakee and all will be well.

And nerp it isnt my naughty bits

Mar 24, 2006

bettina:

There must be an SG in Deutschland that does burlesque, you could hire her to do a few numbers?

Mar 25, 2006

I got my notification today.

"You will proceed on permanent change of station as shown.

ASSIGNED TO: Fort Hood, Texas
DATE OF REPORTING: 09 NOV 06
TEMPORARY DUTY AT: Fort Huachuca, Arizona
DATE OF REPORTING: 28 APR 06"

I've always been cursed. I've always had the strange ability to meet the most amazing people on the planet.

When I was younger, the Army seemed like...
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nexttuesday:

im so loved

sometimes i bleed a lot and sometimes i hardly bleed at all. yesterday i didnt bleed much but the last time i was gushing blood. tis weird.

i want more hehe

Mar 22, 2006

lemuria:

ive seen that book for sale and have had it in my hands a few times but never bought it yet. was it good? thank you for the birthday wishes and same to you! yes i am a pisces.

Mar 23, 2006

The birthday bash ended in a drunken SirLoins and just a wee bit of vomitus.

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_dictionarygirl_:

True, February is also Black History Month, but there's nothing utterly selfish and beneficial to me about that one!

Ah yes, and happy belated birthday!!!

Mar 20, 2006

drave:

thank u

Mar 20, 2006

26 days left!!!

I've *already* gotten birthday wishes. I love you all!

I'm afraid to tell my buddies about my b-day. Normally b-days end in such an alcohol fest that, in the past, I've feared for the lives of the birthday boys. Now it's my turn.

I turned 26 *and* 27 in Iraq so this is my first birthday I've had the oppurtunity to celebrate...
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temper:

Shut up! *points and yells* Selber 'Eugene'!

Mar 16, 2006

gadget:

haha, it can be if you want it to be but you still have two years!

Mar 16, 2006

So the girl I lost my virginity to many years ago and I were chatting tonight. Her birthday is today making her only two days older than I am, but I can't help but give her shit for being older than I am.

I told her that girls mature faster than guys so even though we're both 28 *years* old, mentally she's already hit 40...
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flux:

Certainly!

Mar 15, 2006

flux:

And happy birthday!

Mar 15, 2006

28 days left!!

There are *some* things I don't like about this country. Not many, but some. One of them is vehicle inspections.

About a month ago, my little purple Mazda failed the inspection because of the hand brake (which I don't use even if it is a stick). So I pay the 400 euros to get it fixed and take it back to inspection....
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figmentation:

sell the car to a junk shop for parts
and buy something else.

Mar 14, 2006

mellisa:

im not old

Mar 14, 2006

30 days left!

I tried a new drink last night. It was pretty good. I have no idea if it has a name in the States, but my german friends called it a Fun Bag.

1/2 Captain Morgan Spiced Rum
1/2 Amaretto
And finally... just a spritz of human breast milk.

Quite tasty!

In other news, I think I'm losing my mind. I am convinced...
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jena:

Awwwww thank you for your blessing love post in my love thread, OMG.

Mar 12, 2006

bettina:

Ahaha, that drink is so aptly named. It seems like it's not something you can find all the time, unless those zany Germans sell human breast milk in stores.

Mar 12, 2006

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