So I'm completely stressed. Well, not really, but hear me out.
Ok, so one of the patrons of the Happy Rock is a fella named Jay. J is getting married next weekend and it was put upon me to do his bachelor party. Thing is, I only know J from the Happy Rock really. I never talk to him during the week. He is a...
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Ok, so one of the patrons of the Happy Rock is a fella named Jay. J is getting married next weekend and it was put upon me to do his bachelor party. Thing is, I only know J from the Happy Rock really. I never talk to him during the week. He is a...
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I got my notification today.
"You will proceed on permanent change of station as shown.
ASSIGNED TO: Fort Hood, Texas
DATE OF REPORTING: 09 NOV 06
TEMPORARY DUTY AT: Fort Huachuca, Arizona
DATE OF REPORTING: 28 APR 06"
I've always been cursed. I've always had the strange ability to meet the most amazing people on the planet.
When I was younger, the Army seemed like...
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"You will proceed on permanent change of station as shown.
ASSIGNED TO: Fort Hood, Texas
DATE OF REPORTING: 09 NOV 06
TEMPORARY DUTY AT: Fort Huachuca, Arizona
DATE OF REPORTING: 28 APR 06"
I've always been cursed. I've always had the strange ability to meet the most amazing people on the planet.
When I was younger, the Army seemed like...
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nexttuesday:
im so loved 
sometimes i bleed a lot and sometimes i hardly bleed at all. yesterday i didnt bleed much but the last time i was gushing blood. tis weird.
i want more hehe
sometimes i bleed a lot and sometimes i hardly bleed at all. yesterday i didnt bleed much but the last time i was gushing blood. tis weird.
i want more hehe
lemuria:
ive seen that book for sale and have had it in my hands a few times but never bought it yet. was it good? thank you for the birthday wishes and same to you! yes i am a pisces. 
The birthday bash ended in a drunken SirLoins and just a wee bit of vomitus.
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_dictionarygirl_:
True, February is also Black History Month, but there's nothing utterly selfish and beneficial to me about that one! 
Ah yes, and happy belated birthday!!!
Ah yes, and happy belated birthday!!!
drave:
thank u
26 days left!!!
I've *already* gotten birthday wishes. I love you all!
I'm afraid to tell my buddies about my b-day. Normally b-days end in such an alcohol fest that, in the past, I've feared for the lives of the birthday boys. Now it's my turn.
I turned 26 *and* 27 in Iraq so this is my first birthday I've had the oppurtunity to celebrate...
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I've *already* gotten birthday wishes. I love you all!
I'm afraid to tell my buddies about my b-day. Normally b-days end in such an alcohol fest that, in the past, I've feared for the lives of the birthday boys. Now it's my turn.
I turned 26 *and* 27 in Iraq so this is my first birthday I've had the oppurtunity to celebrate...
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temper:
Shut up! *points and yells* Selber 'Eugene'!
gadget:
haha, it can be if you want it to be but you still have two years!
So the girl I lost my virginity to many years ago and I were chatting tonight. Her birthday is today making her only two days older than I am, but I can't help but give her shit for being older than I am.
I told her that girls mature faster than guys so even though we're both 28 *years* old, mentally she's already hit 40...
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I told her that girls mature faster than guys so even though we're both 28 *years* old, mentally she's already hit 40...
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flux:
Certainly!
flux:
And happy birthday!
28 days left!!
There are *some* things I don't like about this country. Not many, but some. One of them is vehicle inspections. About a month ago, my little purple Mazda failed the inspection because of the hand brake (which I don't use even if it is a stick). So I pay the 400 euros to get it fixed and take it back to inspection....
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There are *some* things I don't like about this country. Not many, but some. One of them is vehicle inspections.
About a month ago, my little purple Mazda failed the inspection because of the hand brake (which I don't use even if it is a stick). So I pay the 400 euros to get it fixed and take it back to inspection.... Read More
figmentation:
sell the car to a junk shop for parts
and buy something else.
and buy something else.
mellisa:
im not old 
30 days left!
I tried a new drink last night. It was pretty good. I have no idea if it has a name in the States, but my german friends called it a Fun Bag.
1/2 Captain Morgan Spiced Rum
1/2 Amaretto
And finally... just a spritz of human breast milk.
Quite tasty!
In other news, I think I'm losing my mind. I am convinced...
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I tried a new drink last night. It was pretty good. I have no idea if it has a name in the States, but my german friends called it a Fun Bag.
1/2 Captain Morgan Spiced Rum
1/2 Amaretto
And finally... just a spritz of human breast milk.
Quite tasty!
In other news, I think I'm losing my mind. I am convinced...
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jena:
Awwwww thank you for your blessing love post in my love thread, OMG. 
bettina:
Ahaha, that drink is so aptly named. It seems like it's not something you can find all the time, unless those zany Germans sell human breast milk in stores.
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temper:
Mpse, huh? Congratulations!
Oh, first tattoo! Its about time, hm? But that is a dumb tattoo...I bet she did it on purpose so that you'd come back as soon as its healed for a cover-up!
Also, I once knew a girl who had one of those asian symbols tattooed. We asked her what it meant and she said: "Vegetables."
"Um...vegetables?"
"Yeah, it looked better than anthing else - like who wants happiness, or glory, or silver swan when it looks shitty? Vegetables is so much better!"
Uh, yeah...sorry about the way you are...
Oh, first tattoo! Its about time, hm? But that is a dumb tattoo...I bet she did it on purpose so that you'd come back as soon as its healed for a cover-up!
Also, I once knew a girl who had one of those asian symbols tattooed. We asked her what it meant and she said: "Vegetables."
"Um...vegetables?"
"Yeah, it looked better than anthing else - like who wants happiness, or glory, or silver swan when it looks shitty? Vegetables is so much better!"
Uh, yeah...sorry about the way you are...
evilandyroth:
That was one of the more entertaining stories I'v heard in a while... (LOL) Thank you.
And I hope everything goes well with the new ink... hehehe... chicken nuggets
And I hope everything goes well with the new ink... hehehe... chicken nuggets
So I was watching Leno and he pointed to a pizza that was named "The Meat Missile." Being the carnivore that I am, I always order the pizzas with the most meat on them but they always have gay porn names and I find myself uncomfortable ordering them.
Am I little homophobic? Probably. But who wouldn't be embarassed to say to a cashier "I want...
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Am I little homophobic? Probably. But who wouldn't be embarassed to say to a cashier "I want...
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Am I the only one who has a hard time taking someone seriously when s/he has a NY accent?
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cinder:
I was in the Santa Monica area but I moved again!
testykitten:
depends on what kind of weapon they are carrying.
thanks for the kind words mr. loins.
thanks for the kind words mr. loins.
Heavy snow predicted all weekend? How come I can never find someone to kick me in the balls when I need it? 
Tomorrow (if all goes well) I should be getting my nippies pierced by my friend, Lena. Yay!
Tomorrow (if all goes well) I should be getting my nippies pierced by my friend, Lena. Yay!
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nexttuesday:
hehehehe
poofmonger:
Yea right. You just got skerd 
Calm down Spazzy Mcgee. Find alcohol and girls willing to get nakee and all will be well.
And nerp it isnt my naughty bits