Sunday Jun 04, 2006

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So I met an Air Force chick last night in Tucson. It was her divorce party. I could've totally had her last night, but damnit if I'm not a gentleman. blush
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mykel:
Gentlemen are the best. A lot of times, that's what wins a girl over.
testykitten:
she was probably cursing you by the end of the night! tongue

Saturday Jun 03, 2006

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So... yeah. :tongue My days are pretty boring at the moment.

No news is good news though, right? blush
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vorbei:
maybe biggrin
mykel:
Thanks kiss

Thursday Jun 01, 2006

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It's 6:50am and the day is already started out badly. frown

There's a railing I have to climb over to get to my car in the mornings and it's a little taller than my legs are long so there's a point at the top where I have to bear about 90% of my body weight on my testicles. No biggie, I'm used to it, but on...
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pinkwhiskey:
chuck and vin? i'm sorry. ( on that note only one of my boobs is named, the left one is prudence, the right one's an exhinbitionist but i can't ever seem to find the appropriate stripper name for her)
i hate family circus too
vorbei:
hrmph. you don't know what the baby jesus wants, phrase stealer tongue

Tuesday May 30, 2006

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So, I didn't go home to LA this weekend like I had planned, but I managed to have a bomb-ass weekend anyway. Thursday night I did nothing. smile Friday night I went to some stupid sports bar, but ended up having a good time anyway. Saturday I did laundry and spent the night in Tucson. I threw up Sunday morning before heading out to Phoenix to...
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vorbei:
it's tempeeeeeeeeee

you missed an awesome show too! a few other sgaz people turned up for that as well tongue you should have checked your inbox before you left. too bad, so sad!
nexttuesday:
kiss

Saturday May 27, 2006

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So I'm thinking of changing my name. SirLoins sets unreal expectations. Any ideas? I'm leaning towards PhatJesus but want some input. ooo aaa

I've used this name for years and I'm thinking it may finally be time to retire it. bok
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bluelight3:
FatJesus is pretty good.

I was considering SecretAgentLongDong but the character field isn't long enough.

Next on my list is the UK also(after one more trip to Amsterdam). I usually like most of the Brits I meet in my travels. Ther're noisy as hell when in drunken groups. That's not a bad thing in my book though.

What are your thoughts on Pilsner Urquell?

Wanted to add-'above monkey tits horny' yeah! thats great ...gotta love those Germans. Why have four words when you can have one badass long one?

[edit for addition]

[Edited on May 29, 2006 11:47AM]
testykitten:
i find most things having to do with jesus amusing. but i will always think of you as sirloins kiss .

Friday May 26, 2006

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So... my roomie came in from his field exercise for the four day (Memorial Day) and got the internet situation cleared up. So... all in all, it was gone for about a week, but damn that was a long week.

This week was all school, school, school. I've been here a month, but some of these folk seem to think we've been buddies forever or...
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vorbei:
ich liebe das interwebs! are you fluent in german? i took 2.5 years of it in college. i want to go there soooo badly. hopefully one day, if i'm lucky!!
vorbei:
not really. just that "one thing" i have to do tomorrow that you insist on laughing about tongue

whatcha gonna do in the 'nix?

Wednesday May 24, 2006

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My internet is gone. I now have to use pay internet at a local cafe when I can get the chance. Maybe twice a week. I swear, now I know what it feels like to be a caveman *and* go to the gyno. frown

*sigh* *Maybe* I'm over-reacting, but if I am, it's not by much. tongue
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testykitten:
that totally sucks. i'd rather go to the gyno.
vorbei:
pffft. i think you find it so amusing b/c you're just a meanie tongue

and thanks for the well wishes even though it's a house not an apt (I'm so done with apts -- i hope!)

Saturday May 20, 2006

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You know those feelings you get in your throat and behind your stomach when you accidentally burp and fart at the same time?

I have those feelings. frown
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figmentation:
Thank you for the birthday wishes!!!!
kiss kiss kiss
(It was wonderful!!!)
vorbei:
do you ever get that deep down, low, sinking feeling?

Friday May 19, 2006

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Stupid Army. Looks like I won't be going home for the Memorial Day weekend after all. frown

bluelight3:
is that a bad thing?


Yo, leaving in 6 days. Recs. on any tattoo places near Prague?

Sunday May 14, 2006

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Ugh. I need to find a new group of homies. My homies in Germany were awesome, but the ones I'm hanging out with now are so Republican, it's embarassing. tongue We've had problems keeping accountability of some of the new privates and so I casually remarked that I was gonna put them on one of those leashes that "Republican parents use on their kids." Talk about...
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temper:
Oh, danke! Wie aufmerksam... *gallant sweeping gesture to get cigarette under the lighter*
gadget:
don't say might GO! That team is AMAZING! you won't regret it.

Tuesday May 09, 2006

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So this American wrestling coach is telling his prodigy to beware his Russian opponent's signature move.

"No one has ever escaped the Soviet pretzel," says the coach.

The match starts and the American is immediately balled up. The coach hangs his head but then hears cheering. His wrestler escaped and went on to win the match.

"How did you escape the pretzel?" asked the coach....
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evilandyroth:
*Kringes* (with a captiol K!)

That's awsome.
roethke:
Kind sir, I am still here. It was unrelated to meeting you or witnessing any sort of rollerskating on your part.

Sunday May 07, 2006

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The SGAZ group meet was great. I was nervous about how i was going to introduce myself, seeing as how I haven't been on the site very long and how I was arriving at the meet... a la carte, so to speak.

But everyone was really nice and down-to-earth. We went to a skating rink (which I didn't even know were still around) with the...
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vorbei:
it turned out great. drinking beer and battling each other until nearly 4 am since we lost track of time. tongue
gadget:
thanks blush
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