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GAH! Every time I come home I remember why I left.

My family is so ridiculously Republican and it doesn't help that I'm in the military. They always treat me like I'm someone special. I hate being in the military and I think about getting kicked out all the time. My current contract is up in just about three years. Thank God. Even my uncle...
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Well, I'm home in LA for the weekend. I forgot how much San Pedro makes me... glisten all day.

There's no wind whatsoever in this city.

Apologies everyone. My internet is crappy... mostly 'cause Cox fucking sucks and then I'm being too cheap and I'm stealing internet from people who think it's cool to have wireless in their rooms, but who don't secure their routers.

Fuck. Mo' later. I left to get coffee, got caught up in some... "guy talk" *giggles* and now I gotta get to work.

Goddamn.

I swear to God, this week is going by so fucking slow. Every day this week has felt like Friday.

This week hasn't been any different, mind you. It's just that I'm going home to LA this weekend for the first time in a while and I'm just excited.

This place is getting gayer by the minute too. It's totally gay! It's the gayest...
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This is for any of you in SG land who have someone who negatively influences your life.

It's sooo deliciously true.

Bucket o' Crabs

It's the underwater-bug-type crabs. Not crabs crabs. Usually when someone refers to the underwater-bug-type crabs, they just say "crab." Example "I heartily dislike eating crab."

Just remember this little nursery rhyme, "Crab requires butter and a little hammer, crabs require a...
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Remember a few posts ago I said I was addicted to Wal*mart? Well now I'm addicted to iTunes.

See my vices section to the left? Not the vagina rock thing. I've come to terms with that - ooh! but on iTunes I found acoustic versions of some mo' Alanis, Dido and Nelly Furtado songs.

But I digress... and I can't remember the point I was...
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I finally got a Video iPod. You *will* love me. It's black too so I can finally squash those rumors of me being overly racial.

This was in response to my original MP3/Video player got stolen (or perhaps just left somewhere).

I think I liked my old player better (it was an Archos AV400), but there's just so much mo' I can do with an...
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I have my itinerary and I am going home to LA for the 4th of July weekend.

I'll be home in fishhead-smelling San Pedro from the 1st until the 4th. Boo yah!

Maybe I can *finally* join the SGLA group or at least meet some of the peeps.

I think I'm pregnant. For the last... God knows how long, I wake up with this pain in my tummy. It's not a nauseous feeling, it's an I-feel-like-I'm-starving-hungry-but-I-shouldn't-be feeling.

I think it's cuz I drink the bathroom tap water. I don't know. I know Germany's water is cleaner than the U.S.'s, so I'm wondering if I have to re-adapt. Unless there something in AZ about...
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My internet goes so slow these days. The only time it has any real speed to it is in the early mornings (it's 4:48am now). I hate mornings. They give me gas. GAS!

I came from a blowjob for the first time in my entire life this weekend.

God bless Arizona girls.

I've really got nothing to add. School is picking up a bit. We're now actually practicing what we've learned. Basically instructors get a script and backstory and then play a role of an iraqi detainee whom it is MY job to pump for information regarding targets, training, etc...

Of course, they don't want to give up this information so I have to either scare him,...
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