10 things you wouldn't know about me just by looking:
1. I have sex dreams almost every night, yet they are usually too boring to talk about.
2. I didn't figure out how to masturbate until I was a senior in High School
3. I like to garden. I'm a nazi about seperating any "trash" that decomposes so that I can throw it in a 2yo compost heap in the back yard to use on my garden.
4. I had my first orgasm 4 years after I became sexually active, while making out fully clothed with a boy I didn't like very much in the 1st place.
5. I like to cross-stitch in my spare time.
6. I used to be able to quote the books of the bible and a ton of scriptures like a mathematician can quote the multiplication table, but have blocked off that knowledge in my head and can now bearly remember key figures in the bible.
7. I don't just give head out of obligation. I actually enjoy it and it turns me on.
8. Too few have given me head, and when they did it was mostly out of obligation because I gave it to them so often.
9. I peed my pants in middle school once because I was laughing so hard after vandalizing the local UAW. I forgot that I peed them and wore them to school that week.
10. I have my name tattooed next to my pussy, just in case I lose it.
I stole this idea from teclo BTW.
1. I have sex dreams almost every night, yet they are usually too boring to talk about.
2. I didn't figure out how to masturbate until I was a senior in High School
3. I like to garden. I'm a nazi about seperating any "trash" that decomposes so that I can throw it in a 2yo compost heap in the back yard to use on my garden.
4. I had my first orgasm 4 years after I became sexually active, while making out fully clothed with a boy I didn't like very much in the 1st place.
5. I like to cross-stitch in my spare time.
6. I used to be able to quote the books of the bible and a ton of scriptures like a mathematician can quote the multiplication table, but have blocked off that knowledge in my head and can now bearly remember key figures in the bible.
7. I don't just give head out of obligation. I actually enjoy it and it turns me on.
8. Too few have given me head, and when they did it was mostly out of obligation because I gave it to them so often.
9. I peed my pants in middle school once because I was laughing so hard after vandalizing the local UAW. I forgot that I peed them and wore them to school that week.
10. I have my name tattooed next to my pussy, just in case I lose it.
I stole this idea from teclo BTW.
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unnecessaryz:
The only reason I didn't mention you in my journal was because your man cried when I mentioned him. Something about high standards or some other shit. You guys seem to be off to a rough start with your threads. People say some funny ass shit when they're being irrational.
painjunkie06:
1 in 3 people I believe, damn!
