silvercup

Merry Christmas everyone! Me and my close mates have a little Christmas tradition where we give each other insane tasks to perform for monetary reward. I had to stick 3 needles into the shaft of my penis for $500 which I did (and will never do again). My mate Whiskey had the craziest mission, he had to shave his balls and drink the pubes in water which made him gag and vomit. It's a really stupid tradition, but hey, it's Christmas. Australia has regained the Ashes cricket trophy with 3 won tests to England's 0, there are 2 more tests to go even though we won and the next starts tommorow, maybe we will get a clean sweep which would really rub the glass into England's scrotum and earn me a sweet $2000.