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Monday Jan 19, 2004

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If you had to have one part of your body removed and replaced with a prosthetic device, what part would it be? Also,
(1) What would be the single most important function that this replacement part would have to be able to reproduce from your original human part?
(2) What would be the single most important advantage over your original human part?

robot

PS Please be more creative than: Genitals, (1) feeling, (2) last all year.
uptight:
erm...probably my beergut

I have been devising a home liposuction kit. It consists of a hollow, thermoconductive needle attached to a vacuuming device.

You plug it into the port on the prosthetic beercut cover, turn on the vacuum and let the heated needle melt the fat and suck it out.

Of course, such a device would be very expensive, but you could use the fatty by-produce to make candles, sealing wax and lemon curd (what did you THIBK it was made of?).

Within 3 years the device would have paid for itself and, via the prosthetic beergut with lipovac coupling, you will have an ironing board stomach.

want to go into bsiness?
Jan 25, 2004

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