The seminar was awesome, and Im literally depressed that it is over.
A friend had this up, I copied it from her-
Do It Because You Love Me
1. Do you have a tattoo?
2. How old are you?
3. Are you single or taken?
4. Fish?
5. Do you dream in color?
6. Ever seen a corpse?
7. Hipsters or Hillbillies?
8. How did we meet?
9. What's your philosophy on life and death?
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be?
11. Do you trust the police?
12. Do you like musicals?
13. What is your fondest memory of me?
14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
15. Would you cheat ?
16. What are you wearing?
17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair?
21. What's your favorite day of the week?
22. What's your favorite color?
23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
25. What was your first impression of me?
26. Have you ever done drugs?
27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
How to write a myspace.com entry:
(Diatribe on how bad your life is and how everyone is mean to you and how nothing is actually your fault. Remove any hint of grammar or spelling. Make strong emotional references to themes like "love", "void", "darkness" or some variation until such words lose meaning. Its key that all hope of actually conveying anything about yourself is shattered.)
or
(Write about how clever you are so anyone reading this can go: "Wow! Schmuck!")
or
(Show a picture of your newly pierced tit. This is probably the best kind of post and truly conveys your life better than anything else you have written, as you are an attention whore.)
Proceed to posting some song lyrics which everyone just scrolls over anyway because they lack the context OF THE FUCKING MUSIC ATTACHED TO THEM! Most importantly don't even post lyrics to good songs, use only the 14th track of some bubblegum fluff cd that everyone else bought for the first song.
You can substitute the song lyrics with poetry if you choose. It needs to be angsty and is all about how you are alone or that you hate someone. Again, do not use good poetry, though that will not be a problem if you are writing it yourself. You can't write poetry anyway. The most sophisticated thing you can hope for is someone else's crappy poetry ruthlessly stolen from one or more early dead lesbian Germans. Its common knowledge that the Reich only rounded up homosexuals to get rid of these people.
Top off with a smiley face and know that I want to fuck your skull with a hammer.
Sorry, a friend of mine just linked me to her myspace and I was once again reminded of how it all looks like 15 year olds being cry babies, even though its been written by adults.
- Im in a bad mood. Dont pay attention.
A friend had this up, I copied it from her-
Do It Because You Love Me
1. Do you have a tattoo?
2. How old are you?
3. Are you single or taken?
4. Fish?
5. Do you dream in color?
6. Ever seen a corpse?
7. Hipsters or Hillbillies?
8. How did we meet?
9. What's your philosophy on life and death?
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be?
11. Do you trust the police?
12. Do you like musicals?
13. What is your fondest memory of me?
14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
15. Would you cheat ?
16. What are you wearing?
17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair?
21. What's your favorite day of the week?
22. What's your favorite color?
23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
25. What was your first impression of me?
26. Have you ever done drugs?
27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
How to write a myspace.com entry:
(Diatribe on how bad your life is and how everyone is mean to you and how nothing is actually your fault. Remove any hint of grammar or spelling. Make strong emotional references to themes like "love", "void", "darkness" or some variation until such words lose meaning. Its key that all hope of actually conveying anything about yourself is shattered.)
or
(Write about how clever you are so anyone reading this can go: "Wow! Schmuck!")
or
(Show a picture of your newly pierced tit. This is probably the best kind of post and truly conveys your life better than anything else you have written, as you are an attention whore.)
Proceed to posting some song lyrics which everyone just scrolls over anyway because they lack the context OF THE FUCKING MUSIC ATTACHED TO THEM! Most importantly don't even post lyrics to good songs, use only the 14th track of some bubblegum fluff cd that everyone else bought for the first song.
You can substitute the song lyrics with poetry if you choose. It needs to be angsty and is all about how you are alone or that you hate someone. Again, do not use good poetry, though that will not be a problem if you are writing it yourself. You can't write poetry anyway. The most sophisticated thing you can hope for is someone else's crappy poetry ruthlessly stolen from one or more early dead lesbian Germans. Its common knowledge that the Reich only rounded up homosexuals to get rid of these people.
Top off with a smiley face and know that I want to fuck your skull with a hammer.
Sorry, a friend of mine just linked me to her myspace and I was once again reminded of how it all looks like 15 year olds being cry babies, even though its been written by adults.
- Im in a bad mood. Dont pay attention.
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liu:
oh when i have time i tell you about the reply of the questions..
merkaba72:
Wow! I am VERY jealous. I was a student of Pan Gai Noon as a young kid.... studied ofr a few years with Sefu Cole down in Scituate, MA. As I got older it seemed events in my life always kept away from it all, either because of money issues or moving etc. It's something I have always regreted never continuing. That is awesome what you have done in your life and continue to do. Cheers!