silentobjector

my ten easy steps for good day happy happy fun time......

step one: light a smoke and complain about how there aren't enough artist that put out their music on vinyl anymore.....

step two: guzzle vodka until my body goes numb and i can recite the mantra of divine chaos......

step three: stare at bewbs until my eyes fall out of their sockets.....

step four: verbally abuse the neighbors with scary innuendo that i don't even fully understand......

step five: turn up the stereo system to max volume as i listen to the black dahlia murder whip out miasma.....

step six: speak in tongues with my drunk buddies at the bar......

step seven: learn to realize that time is a cruel mistress for some people......

step eight: end up at the burrito joint on roosevelt road....fuckin great food.....

step nine: get tied up and smacked around by some hot girl who barely knows me......

and last but not least step ten: end up passed out in a heap bruised, drunk, full, and content with the day's events......

tomorrow's schedule??? get up refreshed and do it all over again!