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I hope that when I die I'll get a 'high-score' list like at the end of StarCraft:

1. Number of times gone to bathroom
2. Number of hours slept
3. Number of Orgams had
4. Number of people you've had sex with
5. Number of Orgasms given
6. Pounds of food/drink.drugs injected or eaten
7. Accomplishments*
8. Failures*
9. Number of video games beaten
10. Number of fights won or lost (position or negetive)
11. Number of days wasted on drugs
12. Books written
13. Books read
14. Children not aborted
15. Bonus - Enligtenment achieved?

* Don't worry you don't loose points for failures.

I can just imagine the -

Top Five High Scores:
1. Jesus
2. Elvis
3. Jimmy Hendrix
4. David Bowey (not yet decessed)
5. Henry VIII
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The wierd thing about my high school was that it was mostly NOT WASPS. (Keep in mind when you read this that I was supposed to go to the WASPy school and didn't because my parents said it was 'full of drugs')

Ridgeway was 60% African American
5% Asian
10% Jewish
5% Hespanic
and 20% white.

And, obviously, the pale-asses didn't play any important sport. They played Golf and Track while the black kids kicked ass on the football and basketball teams.

Now here is the sick thing: These stupid white ass motherfuckers just didn't COMPREHEND that they weren't the popular kids in school.

That knives were in our school.

That we had gang tension problems.

That they weren't going to be prom-king and queen because 70% of the shcool didn't know who the fuck they were.

And yet they went about their day trying to act like the popular kids in those teen movies.

What was really funny was that the cheerleading team only had one black girl on it. All those huge black football players and all those bimbo white girl cheerleaders. I had some cool fantasies during pep-rallies.

I guess you could say that my life has ALWAYS been surreal.

For more information see Amitabha. He was there, one grade ahead of me. He will confirm all this.