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Listen up people: I need some help on my book. So -

Any philosophical, moral, deep, what-have-you sort of questions please ask me so that I can test my philosophy to see if it answers them.

The more original the question the better (as I've already read most of the classical philosophers and know what they asked)!!!

Thanks,
Jae
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So it happened again:

My sister was walking down the street minder her own business and a whole junk of a building calapsed right in front of her!!!

This time a small piece of brick actually grazed her nose! If you'll recall, last time the building was caught by a giant piece of metal.
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Check this weird dream I had:

Setting: IDF recruitment office

IDF officer: Mr. Angell: Weve had our eyes on you for quite some time now, as you can see. It appears that you have been living two lives

in one life youre an IT management student who gives minimum attention to his school work, avoids his classmates most of the time and generally slacks off in an effort to maximize his partying time.

in another youre a charming writer, comedian, and philosopher who has daily contact with other members of your Suicide Girls club of miscreants all over the world and generally keeps everyone entertained with whats on his mind.

One of these lives has a future, the other one does not.

Me: I demand to get my email! I wont stand for this Gestapo crap, this is the Jewish state for gods sakes!!!!

IDF officer: What good is an email, Mr. Angell, if you have no HANDS?!

Me: ??? What did you do to my hands?! I cant type!!!! They are covered with red cartoon boxing gloves!!! Damn you, damn you all to hell!!!

Wakes up

What the fuck did that mean???