I've been out piss ass drunk and partying for the last three days.
I met an American dude who lives here and speaks Arabic but not Hebrew (!) and a African American guy from Alabama who is here with the USAF and wants to live in Israel because of how sexually charged the Israeli chicks are.
Add that to my sister and her regular croud...
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I met an American dude who lives here and speaks Arabic but not Hebrew (!) and a African American guy from Alabama who is here with the USAF and wants to live in Israel because of how sexually charged the Israeli chicks are.
Add that to my sister and her regular croud...
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trevallion:
That would explain your non journal updating status.
alhim:
let the strange/fun times roll on.
To everyone else who believes in reincarnation:
Did you know? -
If you press the 'Select' key on the world map you can save your game.
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I think we should lock Howard Stern, Larry King, and Rush Limbaugh in a room together for 72 hours and film it.
Oh, and let's leave OJ Simpson and Michael Jackson stranded together on a desert island.
...these...
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Did you know? -
If you press the 'Select' key on the world map you can save your game.
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I think we should lock Howard Stern, Larry King, and Rush Limbaugh in a room together for 72 hours and film it.
Oh, and let's leave OJ Simpson and Michael Jackson stranded together on a desert island.
...these...
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amitabha:
hehe... i believe in reincarnation, but I have no idea what you're talking about....
but I like the howard stern idea!
but I like the howard stern idea!
trevallion:
I wish life was like video games so you could reset and start over. THat would be awesome.
So last night I discovered a new unwritten rule of this site:
If your male and you start a thread with the word 'lesbian' in it then you will be flamed to all hell, no matter what you actually say.
If your male and you start a thread with the word 'lesbian' in it then you will be flamed to all hell, no matter what you actually say.
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trevallion:
swallow? straight men? groups they can never belong to? I smell an innuendo.
tony1970:
I seen your testimonial comment on Mike and I am wondering wtf is "trogdorian" I couldn't find it in any dictionary?
My idea of funny:
Stick 20 linguists in a room that they can't get out of and then ask one of them very loudly, so that the others hear, what s/he thinks 'meaning' is.
Then leave the room and lock the door.
Stick 20 linguists in a room that they can't get out of and then ask one of them very loudly, so that the others hear, what s/he thinks 'meaning' is.
Then leave the room and lock the door.
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peggy:
Came across your journal and that entry is a freakin riot!! Also, the complete works of Edgar Allan Poe is great, I just bought it last week from Barnes and Nobles.
peggy:
I've been pretty amused by your posts that I've seen.
Dude! This new re-arrangement of my computer area 0wns!!!
This must've been how Suaron felt in the Dark Tower.
I need to learn that eye spell.
So I'm working on a super mario brothers stand up skit...I have a little over a page right now and everyone whose heard it has cracked up.
How long (in minutes) should an amatuer standup skit be?
This must've been how Suaron felt in the Dark Tower.
I need to learn that eye spell.
So I'm working on a super mario brothers stand up skit...I have a little over a page right now and everyone whose heard it has cracked up.
How long (in minutes) should an amatuer standup skit be?
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smuffy:
Not all lawyers are litigators. There are many lawyers that have never needed or won't need to ever set their foot into a courtroom.
I'm a bit better now so if I really need to I will do it.
I'm a bit better now so if I really need to I will do it.
maelphaedor:
Dude, your Super Mario Brothers skit *so* has to have someone in a *horrible* monkey suit in it.
And I'd say long as you can keep the laughs going, keep the skit going, 4 to 7 mins should be fine.
And I'd say long as you can keep the laughs going, keep the skit going, 4 to 7 mins should be fine.
One of these days I'm gonna tell someone with a bunch of links in their journal that their text is 'too hyper'
Did anyone else notice that instead of getting the scheduled ww3 we got www? (see Robert Heinlein's paper on futurization if you don't get this).
So, I had two reminders of my mortality happen within 10 minutes of eachother last night.
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Did anyone else notice that instead of getting the scheduled ww3 we got www? (see Robert Heinlein's paper on futurization if you don't get this).
So, I had two reminders of my mortality happen within 10 minutes of eachother last night.
A little...
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smuffy:
P.S. How are the ears? Did you ever take anything for them?
smuffy:
Sometimes reading in between the words is far more telling than reading the actual words themselves.
MurphyI had a scarry dream last night
Murphy it was weird: I was on IRC
Murphy and everybody kept saying 'look behind you'
Murphy then I turn around and a dude stabs me.
GSM look behind you
immortal look behind you
Lerker look behind you
GSMlook behind you
Lerker look behind you
immortal look behind you
GSM Murphy???
Murphy You guys are assholes....
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Murphy it was weird: I was on IRC
Murphy and everybody kept saying 'look behind you'
Murphy then I turn around and a dude stabs me.
GSM look behind you
immortal look behind you
Lerker look behind you
GSMlook behind you
Lerker look behind you
immortal look behind you
GSM Murphy???
Murphy You guys are assholes....
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trevallion:
Lara Croft, duh.
I'm not white, I'm rhythmically challenged
Oh, and BTW, this is me being 'proactive':
Legalize cigarettes!
Oh, and BTW, this is me being 'proactive':
Legalize cigarettes!
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trevallion:
Cigarettes? Illegal? 
that would suck ass. I think I'm going to have a smoke now just because that scares me. 
that would suck ass. I think I'm going to have a smoke now just because that scares me.
maelphaedor:
Read about your ear infection thing in Smuffy's Journal. As someone who uses a phone for a living, pretty
much 8 hours a day, I can tell you that yes, they will usually
go away, but it can take like 2 weeks or more, and there is
always the added possibility of hearing damage. Better to
see a doc and get some meds for it. It'll go away SO
much sooner.
much 8 hours a day, I can tell you that yes, they will usually
go away, but it can take like 2 weeks or more, and there is
always the added possibility of hearing damage. Better to
see a doc and get some meds for it. It'll go away SO
much sooner.
The truth about Jae:
(Assume you were born poor, and have always been resentful of most the rich. Not for their wealth, but for their attitude.)
Now if you knew, knew without a shadow of a doubt, that some day you would have lots of money then what sort of a life would you live?
How would you choose to behave? How would you choose...
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(Assume you were born poor, and have always been resentful of most the rich. Not for their wealth, but for their attitude.)
Now if you knew, knew without a shadow of a doubt, that some day you would have lots of money then what sort of a life would you live?
How would you choose to behave? How would you choose...
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yummysugah:
lol yeah, charmed is a silly ass show indeed..
its stupidy level makes me laugh everytime i watch it which is usually when i come back from work all moody, so that's a good thing you see..
its stupidy level makes me laugh everytime i watch it which is usually when i come back from work all moody, so that's a good thing you see..
alhim:
It sounds like you are no stranger to difficulty. God, though indefinable, does care.
Speak, then listen.
You alread know.
Anyway, why do you have to choose the army, are there any other choices?
Speak, then listen.
You alread know.
Anyway, why do you have to choose the army, are there any other choices?
I'm getting into that state where it's hard to tell the difference between being awake and being asleep.
No, I'm not on mescalune. I haven't done any hard drugs for several years.
The problem is that my dreams are just so damn real...and I'm spening all my time during the day reading something (whether it be for school or otherwise).
When I'm asleep I just...
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No, I'm not on mescalune. I haven't done any hard drugs for several years.
The problem is that my dreams are just so damn real...and I'm spening all my time during the day reading something (whether it be for school or otherwise).
When I'm asleep I just...
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trevallion:
you know what, it's slowly coming back to me. stand by, I'll probably put it up tonight.
trevallion:
Ahh shit, I had a revelation on the way home from work. It may take a while to formulate but I'm thinkin of some good stuff.
Of this I lement: My years have now grown beyond those of adulesence and thus far too many of my friends have died and too many of my enemies still walk upon the good earth.
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smuffy:
So are you thinking about changing majors or graduating with the IT degree but going on to study Psychology anyway?
hellomrworld:
Its tough at 22 that you have seen friends die .... Good luck that sounds scary ...
I heard there was like 21/2 feet on snow in Jordan ... how strange was that...
enjoy Israel...
ecq
I heard there was like 21/2 feet on snow in Jordan ... how strange was that...
enjoy Israel...
ecq
I watched On_line this morning. Good film. I want to see more like this.
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alhim:
yup, I read it several times through when I was a child. I just started reading Gene Wolfe - The Book of the New Sun (tetrology) (I had started reading it about 7 or 8 years ago, but only read a little bit). Its great, highly recomended.
primafacia:
This place doesnt really intrest me much as of late. When i realized that i checked it for the first time in 8 days. This site is more of a happy hippie site then the site that i want. *points at the hearts all around the screen*