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Monday May 03, 2004

May 3, 2004
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Hmmm, National Masturbation Month...

So basically, the whole year leads up to this month, like th finals, or the Olympics. Good thing we all get our practice in when we can. Looks like a good year, filled to the brim with stiff competition. Different leagues, of course, appeal to different folks. There's the Fervent Parent's About to Catch you Mode, the All Day With A Ton of Bandwidth endurance comp. The Heat is really rising within the Women's Division. Competition is really roaring to dive into the fray, and in the Men's League we have New categories, the Ambidexterity test and the "Stranger" comp is sure to get messy. I guess all I can say is buckle up kiddies, the cat is outa the bag as it were.

It begs the question, is it bad form to have "Actual" Sex, like inviting Jewish friends to a pork roast dinner. Or a huge brunch during Ramadan, or my fav drinking all the blood of christ at the sacrament. None for you Padre, now get back to the boy's choir and let a man get some proper drinking and whoring done. I digress... Not that I'm in danger of a breaking protocal in the Terms of the Agreement, but I'm just curious if now is the month I I'm not actually supposed to, rather than the normal, not allowed to?

Questions/Comments: Let's call Oprah and see if she'll do a show, maybe with.... no wait....no, no, no demonstrations.

wink whatever kiss love biggrin eeek tongue surreal skull skull skull shocked surreal

I spent the first part of my free time this evening getting in a playful fight with sticks, and the rest of it listening to a buddies band thrash through a couple a sets at their practice, while I played Photo Guy. I'm marginally confident about the results, but it's been sooooooo long since I picked up my camera, I am embarrassed to admit, I went through about a dozen good shots, without film in tha camera..... blush blackeyed Duh, stooopid me Thag no llikey technologisty stuff. Oh well, nobody has to know...right, not like this is suddenly thrust into the public domain or anything. Sorta startin to sound like more sex thoughts again.... damn...


Well, nuff said in as much as I should justy stop diggin htis hole deeper, so to speak... as it were, i.e. ergo, Shutting up now.
oubliette1:
HAHA! the national masturbation olympics. Now the way I see it is that while sex is sorta "taboo" (so to speak) this month, you can in fact frottage with those of the opposite gender....and then jump their bones. And if this is such an olympic event...who are the judges???
May 4, 2004
oubliette1:
I just found out...there is a masturbation hall of fame...this is a beautiful holiday...
http://www.goodvibes.com/cgi-bin/sgdynamo.exe?CODIV=0102&UID=2004050414314478&HTNAME=about/nmm/hall.html
May 4, 2004

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