I just came across this news story: Angelina Jolie to play evil queen in Beowulf.
The last paragraph pisses me off something fierce.
The last paragraph pisses me off something fierce.
The epic poem tells of the tragedy of a man condemned to eternally err because he was born of a prohibited love between a mortal and a devil.
This is complete bullshit. In the poem Beowulf is not born of a...
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anishka:
HAHAH! I think someone I know did that too! Actually I know a girl that masturbated with a beer bottle...sick, huh? I think that would lead to one major bladder infection, for real. 
anishka:
no lol, it was not me. My friend paul was having a party, and I was not there. But this chic I guess, she started masturbating with a beer bottle in front of all the guys. I am not sure why anyone would do that. But I heard about it aferwards along with 100 other people. But, yea, I thought it was pretty gross.
hw is mathgirl?
hw is mathgirl?
Second day of work. I actually had something to do today, and got into it. I worked all morning, went out to lunch with some of the people I work with, worked after lunch, and before I knew it it was time to go home!
I'm sure not all days will be like this.
We found out last week that my cat has feline hyperthyroidism....
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I'm sure not all days will be like this.
We found out last week that my cat has feline hyperthyroidism....
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crazywhitegirl:
No sir. There was definitely no boning go on. Nor will there ever be. *shakes head*
I <3 tigers, I took some great pics of a gorgous one I'm working on uploaded and editing all of my 3485639486 zoo pics.
I've always enjoyed my birthday being right at the beginning of Spring Break. Nothing like a week off from school for your birthday. Too bad I'm a grown up now and won't get anymore Spring Breaks
I <3 tigers, I took some great pics of a gorgous one I'm working on uploaded and editing all of my 3485639486 zoo pics.
I've always enjoyed my birthday being right at the beginning of Spring Break. Nothing like a week off from school for your birthday. Too bad I'm a grown up now and won't get anymore Spring Breaks
aaardvark:
I actually love hearing about all this shit. Well, I am having a party at my place on friday that I am sure you have no interest in going to. Otherwise, my friend turns 21 on monday, if you're interested in that at all. She is also an on site friend. Otherwise, we'll figure something out.
Well, it was my first day at the new job. I got there at 8:30 this morning like they asked, and I wasn't on the security list! So I had to wait around for my supervisor to come and get me anyway!
I was shown my desk. There wasn't anything on it. No computer, no telephone. It was an exciting morning. I eventually got my...
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I was shown my desk. There wasn't anything on it. No computer, no telephone. It was an exciting morning. I eventually got my...
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aaardvark:
Cubical beast. I'm glad I made you proud. Yeah, that dude was really trying to get me out. Then when I was driving home, he was in his truck in front of me and motioned for me to follow him back home, like he didn't get the clue or something. Bitchass.
eireann:
*steals a picture off of your journal*
Haha, if I ever publish a book, I'm going to put your profile pic somewhere on the bottom of the cover just to prove you wrong.
Haha, if I ever publish a book, I'm going to put your profile pic somewhere on the bottom of the cover just to prove you wrong.
So I start my job as a junior technical writer on Monday. The title "technical writer" is a bit misleading, as I won't actually be writing anything. Instead I will be taking screen captures that were used in the English language manual for some of the company's software, and adapting them for use in foreign language versions of the manual. Doesn't that sound like a...
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aaardvark:
I'm sorry, I just post in the SGTC group. Cause thats where my friends usually look.
I think I managed to kill off all the hornets. I feel somewhat bad about it, as under normal circumstances I would just let them be. They're not nearly as aggresive as people think, the nest wasn't in a place someone could step on it or otherwise distrub it and get himself stung, and hornet nests, unlike bee hives, only live for a year. The...
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crazywhitegirl:
Don't be friends with hornets!! They'll fuck you over in the end.
venice:
I am obsessively early to everything. That's why it's so terrible when I'm late, like I'm failing someone.
I used to not be sure I was real. Either I'm not, or I'm the only one who is. But I have gotten past that. Now I'm pretty sure no one is real, and it's basically the same as everyone being real.
I used to not be sure I was real. Either I'm not, or I'm the only one who is. But I have gotten past that. Now I'm pretty sure no one is real, and it's basically the same as everyone being real.
In Memoriam
Fare you well, my honey.
Fare you well, my only true one.
All the birds that were singing
Are flown except you alone.
Going to leave this Broke-down Palace.
On my hands and my knees I will roll, roll, roll.
Make myself a bed by the waterside.
In my time - in my time - I will roll roll roll.
In a bed,...
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Fare you well, my honey.
Fare you well, my only true one.
All the birds that were singing
Are flown except you alone.
Going to leave this Broke-down Palace.
On my hands and my knees I will roll, roll, roll.
Make myself a bed by the waterside.
In my time - in my time - I will roll roll roll.
In a bed,...
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hyenahell:
wow, i didn't realize it had been that long! 
...I'm going to find the raggediest clothes I can and go into all of them just so the salespeople can look down their noses at me, and then bend over backwards to kiss their own asses when I pull out a fat roll of cash.
... you just described every fine dining experience i have ever had.
eireann:
Both... because I can never resist a sarcastic retort OR alcohol.
Well, I had a job interview this morning. So I put on a suit and tie, and turned on the charm. I think it went well; I feel good about it, anyway.
I have discovered a nest of hornets in my house. I found the enterance outside, but now I must investigate the attic to see if they're in there, or in the wall void,...
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I have discovered a nest of hornets in my house. I found the enterance outside, but now I must investigate the attic to see if they're in there, or in the wall void,...
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hyenahell:
yay for the job! now keep your fingers crossed for me- i had an interview last week, and am still waiting on a yay or nay.
i've never really read Faulkner. thought i'd give him a shot, though. hell, the book was basically free.
i'm not ashamed of liking the Grateful Dead. my "secretly" liking them is kind of an ongoing joke for me, because i get a lot of shit for it from all the too-cool-for-you punk rock kids.
i've never really read Faulkner. thought i'd give him a shot, though. hell, the book was basically free.
i'm not ashamed of liking the Grateful Dead.
my "secretly" liking them is kind of an ongoing joke for me, because i get a lot of shit for it from all the too-cool-for-you punk rock kids. 
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fpkk:
Your recent comments in the ID thread are well observed and informative.
Thank you.
Thank you.
anishka:
If only I could look like her.... 
Holy crap. I did some work for my grandparents today, and I'm beat. Manual labor isn't my bag, baby. And I still have more to do tomorrow.
They pay well, though. I used to - actually I still do - feel guilty about them paying me for things I do over there. Really, I'm a good grandson and would do the work just because I...
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They pay well, though. I used to - actually I still do - feel guilty about them paying me for things I do over there. Really, I'm a good grandson and would do the work just because I...
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At least working you get paid, that's what I've always said. I'd rather have money and hate my job than be poor and hate school.