shotonsight

my cat wont stop trying to nurse me! it is driving me crazy. My ex girlfriend told me that if i used a pacifier it would ween the damn thing off of trying to give me hickeys.... it almost worked,,, until i came home and found the pacifier floating in the toilet..so it worked for like 3 minuites.It is cute as hell but it is slightly violating. Maybe i would be alright if my cat was a male cat because then it would be gay..and all animals are cooler when gay...but i am not that lucky.I need to take my cat to the pet psychic......
saturday night i am having a house warming party.. i get to unveil my masterpiece i scored at value village. It is a 4 ft tall painting of a conquistador holding a sword towards the sky in the ocean. with indains and other conquistadors smiling on the shore in the background....it is beyond cool. I am so planning on hanging it above my couch no matter what for at least 40 years. If i get married and have kids they will get to know the conquistador painting...it is sooo bad.. ok. enough.off to work